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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,141stMost Inclusive: 2,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,061st
The Magnificent People's Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Communism is more than a graph, it's a free market.
Cecil Wallace Fantuul-Rattigan V esq
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001AmEricA100

Population9.238 billion

CapitalRickard Pentulisland
LeaderCecil Wallace Fantuul-Rattigan V esq
FaithMustardism

CurrencyFink
AnimalWargaloob

The Magnificent People's Empire of 001AmEricA100 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cecil Wallace Fantuul-Rattigan V esq with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.238 billion AmEricAns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rickard Pentulisland. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient AmEricAn economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Finks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,634 Finks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 001AmEricA100's national animal is the Wargaloob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mustardism.

001AmEricA100 is ranked 175,100th in the world and 36th in Taijitu for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -29.15 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Inclusive: 2,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,191stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,256thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,304thNicest Citizens: 2,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,581stMost Developed: 2,893rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,456thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,469thHealthiest Citizens: 3,512thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,552ndMost Influential: 3,571stBest Weather: 3,673rdMost Cultured: 3,810thSmartest Citizens: 3,975thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,202ndLargest Governments: 5,347thHighest Drug Use: 6,479thMost Pacifist: 7,750thNudest: 8,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,091stMost Armed: 8,342ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,988thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,128thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,279thHighest Economic Output: 11,462ndMost Secular: 11,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,019thLowest Crime Rates: 12,299thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,810thHighest Average Incomes: 14,620thMost Efficient Economies: 16,109th
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 001AmEricA100 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in 001AmEricA100, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in 001AmEricA100, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in 001AmEricA100, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in 001AmEricA100, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment.
  • : 001AmEricA100 was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in 001AmEricA100, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in 001AmEricA100, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
  • : Following new legislation in 001AmEricA100, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : 001AmEricA100 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.

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