The Magnificent People's State of 001AmEricA100 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cecil Wallace Fantuul-Rattigan V esq with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.958 billion AmEricAns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rickard Pentulisland. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient AmEricAn economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion Finks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,678 Finks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Rickard Pentulisland" t-shirts, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 001AmEricA100's national animal is the Wargaloob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mustardism.

001AmEricA100 is ranked 4,582^nd in the world and 7^th in Taijitu for Smartest Citizens, with 132.48 quips per hour.