The Kingdom of 0000O is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The democratic, devout population of 11.482 billion 0000Oians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The 0000Oian economy, worth 689 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,081 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0000O's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

0000O is ranked 122,445^th in the world and 1^st in 0000000000000000000000000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.55 law-abiding acts per hour.