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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,961stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,061stLargest Retail Industry: 4,603rd
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-United States of America

Population4.175 billion

CapitalWashington DC

CurrencyUS Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Purposely Botched nation of -United States of America is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.175 billion Americans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.4%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 702 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 168,343 US Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 604,412 per year while the poor average 33,594, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, and the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments. Crime is totally unknown. -United States of America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-United States of America is ranked 29,523rd in the world and 1,580th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,490.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,961stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,061stLargest Retail Industry: 4,603rdRudest Citizens: 4,818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,016thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,602ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,869thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,202ndMost Devout: 6,540thFattest Citizens: 7,314thMost Efficient Economies: 9,491stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,095thMost Cultured: 11,229thHighest Average Incomes: 11,463rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,716thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,301stMost Inclusive: 14,574thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,762ndLargest Black Market: 17,606thSmartest Citizens: 18,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,352ndMost Developed: 21,438thLargest Governments: 23,051stNicest Citizens: 23,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,866th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 226th in the regionRudest Citizens: 234th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 246th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 259th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 291st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 321st in the regionMost Devout: 322nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 374th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 407th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 413th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 449th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 565th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 566th in the regionMost Cultured: 603rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 688th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 701st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 705th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 724th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 745th in the region

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