| Population | 17.385 billion |
| Capital | Jaggerland |
| Leader | Jumping Jack Flash |
| Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
| Currency | Blues Rock |
| Animal | Edgy Groupie |
The Sticky Fingers of -The Rolling Stones is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jumping Jack Flash with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 17.385 billion -The Rolling Stonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaggerland. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient -The Rolling Stonesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,158 trillion Blues Rocks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,668 Blues Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -The Rolling Stones's national animal is the Edgy Groupie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
-The Rolling Stones is ranked 4,219th in the world and 121st in NationStates for Largest Black Market, with 544 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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-The Rolling Stones, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : -The Rolling Stones was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
