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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,630thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,438thMost Inclusive: 2,441st
The Sticky Fingers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I Can't Get No Satisfaction
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

-The Rolling Stones

Population17.385 billion

CapitalJaggerland
LeaderJumping Jack Flash
FaithAgnostic Pantheism

CurrencyBlues Rock
AnimalEdgy Groupie

The Sticky Fingers of -The Rolling Stones is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jumping Jack Flash with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 17.385 billion -The Rolling Stonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaggerland. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -The Rolling Stonesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,158 trillion Blues Rocks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,668 Blues Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -The Rolling Stones's national animal is the Edgy Groupie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

-The Rolling Stones is ranked 4,219th in the world and 121st in NationStates for Largest Black Market, with 544 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,630thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,438thMost Inclusive: 2,441stNicest Citizens: 2,958thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,165thLargest Black Market: 4,219thHighest Economic Output: 4,328thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,563rdMost Cultured: 4,675thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,117thRudest Citizens: 5,252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,893rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,176thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,392ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,664thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,096thMost Armed: 9,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,927thMost Developed: 10,090thSmartest Citizens: 10,111thLargest Retail Industry: 10,674thLargest Populations: 10,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,425thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,197thLargest Governments: 15,983rdMost Influential: 17,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,446thMost Pacifist: 17,865thHighest Drug Use: 18,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,711thBest Weather: 21,464thMost Stationary: 22,909thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,973rd
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Highest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : -The Rolling Stones was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
  • : Following new legislation in -The Rolling Stones, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.

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