The Queendom of -Shenhe- is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 991 million sillies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liyue. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong silly economy, worth 60.1 trillion moras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,684 moras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,798 per year while the poor average 11,137, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Shenhe-'s national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Shenhe- is ranked 230,730^th in the world and 27^th in Solitary Confinement for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.