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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,261stMost Devout: 2,612th
The Reichskommissariat of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Vorwarts mit unserm Adler!
Karl Ibrahimzai
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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-Pashtunistan

Population1.703 billion

CapitalKabul
LeaderKarl Ibrahimzai
FaithGottglaubig

CurrencyKabul
AnimalLandsadler

The Reichskommissariat of -Pashtunistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karl Ibrahimzai with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.703 billion Pashtuns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pashtunistani economy, worth 331 trillion Kabuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,908 Kabuls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, Karl Ibrahimzai signs the laws but abides by none of them, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Pashtunistan's national animal is the Landsadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gottglaubig.

-Pashtunistan is ranked 299,952nd in the world and 18th in Alesia for Most Primitive, scoring -360.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,261stMost Devout: 2,612thMost Armed: 2,988thMost Patriotic: 3,052ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,878thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,072ndMost Conservative: 5,512thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,972ndMost Authoritarian: 6,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,579thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,691stMost Cultured: 8,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,808thHighest Average Incomes: 9,123rdLargest Black Market: 9,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,910thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,997thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,496thLargest Governments: 19,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,572ndMost Subsidized Industry: 23,896thLowest Crime Rates: 24,838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,000thMost Extreme: 29,762ndMost Efficient Economies: 30,260th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Pashtunistan changed its national motto to "Vorwarts mit unserm Adler!".
  • : -Pashtunistan lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in -Pashtunistan, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : -Pashtunistan altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in -Pashtunistan, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : -Pashtunistan lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in -Pashtunistan, Karl Ibrahimzai signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in -Pashtunistan, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : -Pashtunistan lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
  • : -Pashtunistan lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.

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