The Loving Couple of -OneTrue Pairing is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Harvey with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.189 billion -OneTrue Pairingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonesborough. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient -OneTrue Pairingian economy, worth 612 trillion snails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,020 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

-OneTrue Pairingian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, Harvey goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -OneTrue Pairing's national animal is the owl and its national religion is Cards.

-OneTrue Pairing is ranked 98,838^th in the world and 1^st in The United Coalition of Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,316.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.