The Holy Catholic German Empire of -New German Empire- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Alexander Viktor Hohenzollern I with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.536 billion New Germans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Berlinstein Megacity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The powerhouse New German economy, worth 212 trillion New German Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 83,684 New German Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,774 per year while the poor average 15,523, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Dessert dishes make up the New German breakfast menu, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, one complaint of -New German Empire-'s new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -New German Empire-'s national animal is the Golden Double Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is German Catholic Christianity.

-New German Empire- is ranked 52,352^nd in the world and 14^th in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Most Patriotic, with 18.86 flags saluted per person per day.