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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,000thFattest Citizens: 12,069thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,214th
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Lumity
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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-Loving Couple

Population857 million

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The Theocracy of -Loving Couple is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 857 million -Loving Coupleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The strong -Loving Couplean economy, worth 44.7 trillion snails a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,183 snails, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

There are no more heroes any more, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -Loving Couple's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

-Loving Couple is ranked 149,439th in the world and 23rd in Lily for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,473.39 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,000thFattest Citizens: 12,069thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,214thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,619thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,470thMost Primitive: 26,629th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, -Loving Couple City Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : -Loving Couple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in -Loving Couple, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God.

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