The Chaos of -Llamatron- is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.067 billion -Llamatron-ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaotica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient -Llamatron-ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,988 trillion droids a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 155,564 droids, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,436,904 per year while the poor average 1,658, a ratio of 866 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -Llamatron-'s national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

-Llamatron- is ranked 328,946^th in the world and 4,826^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 25.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.