The Parhic League Electorate of -Korea- is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 順勳 with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.845 billion Parhonian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Parhic economy, worth 835 trillion Parhic Osus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,721 Parhic Osus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Parhonian have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -Korea-'s national animal is the Parhic Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shinkyo.

-Korea- is ranked 100,056^th in the world and 3,550^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring 2.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.