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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,651stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,976thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,295th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Inflating the card market ;)
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
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-Inflation 5

Population642 million

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar
AnimalLoli

The Republic of -Inflation 5 is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-working, democratic population of 642 million -Inflation 5ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong -Inflation 5ian economy, worth 30.2 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 47,025 Zimbabwean Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,618 per year while the poor average 6,843, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. -Inflation 5's national animal is the Loli, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Inflation 5 is ranked 157,441st in the world and 9th in Hole To Hide In for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,651stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,976thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,295thMost Politically Free: 20,241st
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -Inflation 5's influence in Hole To Hide In rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : -Inflation 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 5, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 5, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 5, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 5, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 5, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : -Inflation 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 5, -Inflation 5 recently decided against having a capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 5, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader.

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