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Most Authoritarian: 606thMost Extreme: 1,907thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,909th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
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-Inflation 2

Population1.095 billion

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar
AnimalSable Antelope

The Oppressed Peoples of -Inflation 2 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.095 billion -Inflation 2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish -Inflation 2ian economy, worth 25.5 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,242 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Inflation 2's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Inflation 2 is ranked 192,905th in the world and 10th in Hole To Hide In for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Authoritarian: 606thMost Extreme: 1,907thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,909thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,639thMost Devout: 4,645thMost Conservative: 4,976thTop
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Best Weather: 13,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,742ndMost Income Equality: 19,386th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, sushi is sold on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Leader's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, Leader is the self-declared God of all -Inflation 2.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : -Inflation 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation 2, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.

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