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Most Authoritarian: 157thMost Conservative: 302ndMost Income Equality: 436th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Robert Mugabe did an oopsie
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

-Inflation

Population1.4 billion

CapitalHarare Safari
LeaderRobert Mugabe
FaithRobert Mugabeism

CurrencyZimbabwean Dollar
AnimalHomosapien

The Rogue Nation of -Inflation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Robert Mugabe with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, fear of technology, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.4 billion -Inflationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harare Safari. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant -Inflationian economy, worth 3.97 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,838 Zimbabwean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and I-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Inflation's national animal is the Homosapien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Robert Mugabeism.

-Inflation is ranked 205,571st in the world and 10th in Hole To Hide In for Most Average, scoring 4.53 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Most Authoritarian: 157thMost Conservative: 302ndMost Income Equality: 436thMost Extreme: 513thMost Primitive: 990thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,261stTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,605thBest Weather: 18,924th
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, I-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : -Inflation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in -Inflation, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.

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