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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,385thLargest Mining Sector: 9,751stRudest Citizens: 10,577th
The Loving Couple of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ship Fan!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

-I ShipIt-

Population2.524 billion

CapitalTokyo
LeaderAmber
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animaldove

The Loving Couple of -I ShipIt- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Amber with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.524 billion -I ShipIt-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.8%.

The powerhouse -I ShipIt-ian economy, worth 197 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,333 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -I ShipIt-'s national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-I ShipIt- is ranked 35,993rd in the world and 9th in Testregionia for Most Avoided, scoring 100.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,385thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,751stRudest Citizens: 10,577thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,843rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,482ndLargest Black Market: 16,238thMost Patriotic: 21,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,229thMost Average: 25,049thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,169th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : -I ShipIt- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : -I ShipIt- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in -I ShipIt-, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in -I ShipIt-, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in -I ShipIt-, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in -I ShipIt-, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in -I ShipIt-, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM".
  • : -I ShipIt- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in -I ShipIt-, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in -I ShipIt-, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.

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