The Queendom of -Hu Tao is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 997 million sillies are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Administration, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liyue. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The silly economy, worth 39.5 trillion moras a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,645 moras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
-Hu Tao has designated Liyue as its capital city, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Hu Tao's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
-Hu Tao is ranked 292,041st in the world and 14,037th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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-Hu Tao's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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-Hu Tao was refounded in Osiris.
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-Hu Tao ceased to exist in Solitary confinement.
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-Hu Tao changed its national capital to "Liyue".
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-Hu Tao, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
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-Hu Tao, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
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-Hu Tao, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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-Hu Tao, -Hu Tao has designated Liyue as its capital city.
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-Hu Tao, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
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-Hu Tao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.