The Crazy🙄 but cute🥺 latina 😳 of -floptropica- is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Deborah Ali-Williams with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.336 billion Floptropicans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flop City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Floptropican economy, worth 197 trillion floptropican florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 147,978 floptropican florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,306,039 per year while the poor average 2,404, a ratio of 543 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -floptropica-'s national animal is the Secretarybird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-floptropica- is ranked 53,481^st in the world and 289^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,324.74 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.