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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,325thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,674th
The Matriarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
This is brilliant
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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-Donna Noble-

Population2.344 billion

CapitalTardis

Currencypound
Animalood

The Matriarchy of -Donna Noble- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.344 billion -Donna Noble-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tardis. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient -Donna Noble-ian economy, worth 364 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Soda Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,312 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and Max Barry is this year's Miss -Donna Noble-. Crime is moderate. -Donna Noble-'s national animal is the ood, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Donna Noble- is ranked 5,211th in the world and 5th in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,424.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,325thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,667thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,674thFattest Citizens: 3,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,162ndMost Avoided: 4,806thLargest Black Market: 4,934thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,211thLargest Retail Industry: 5,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,766thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,654thLargest Mining Sector: 6,673rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,066thMost Efficient Economies: 8,874thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,916thTop
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Most Secular: 11,237thHighest Average Incomes: 12,266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,659thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,179thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,358thRudest Citizens: 19,995th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, Max Barry is this year's Miss -Donna Noble-.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : -Donna Noble- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : -Donna Noble- was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in -Donna Noble-, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.

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