The Kingdom of -Bennett- is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.021 billion sillies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mondstadt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The strong silly economy, worth 66.1 trillion moras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,775 moras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,993 per year while the poor average 13,785, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

People's charity begins and ends at home, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and thrift shops are closing their doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Bennett-'s national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

-Bennett- is ranked 318,408^th in the world and 61^st in Solitary Confinement for Most Cultured, scoring 52 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.