(14/7) The Court now has blood on its hands.
(16/7) And again.
Colour me surprised.
He's thicc-er when playing tennis.
Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
Haven't you heard? The communist elites in the Democratic parties are using education and 5G to try to make people l*beral leftists! Meanwhile, their Antifa army of hardened, dangerous, weak soyboys is oppressing and censoring real Americans by putting w*men and minorities in vibeo game!
It's almost like obvious satire
He takes his copy of the Draft Resolution, folds it over once, and then tears it in half. "This proposal is worthless. I suggest you just give up on it and move onto other ideas."
When are Poles going to stop beating their wives again?
So much misinformation, fetishization, Dragon Lady troping, and much more in this thread... why doesn't NS have a nauseated or barfing emoji?
"Federation established between 19 prominent burghers to fund a naval expedition beyond the Cape of Good Hope to find riches in the East." / "Ah, yes. I see you're all here. Mr. Whopper, General Big Mac, Sir Baconator, and Admiral Quarter-Pounder."
Being a jew doesn't give you some fancy jew magic that makes you instantly have a million bajillion dollars.
Count me in. I'll spread the word of the Lord and Savior using a prison shank.
I wonder if his cosplay is in the vein of "been in the air fryer for a minute too long" or "oh dear god why would you put pizza rolls in the actual f---ing oven oh my god please send help"
Blaming religion for Trump is like blaming science for tear gas.
The South shall s---post again / *strums banjo*
Deregulation is like a farmer getting rid of the snakes and owls that live by the granary. Once they're gone, the mice feast on the content.
How is this cat making eighteen threads and I periodically have to identify all the pictures with a plane in it? / ...this is probably not the place to ask that question.
conclusion / 1) i have utterly wasted both my time and yours / 2) proctopeo is statistically a consistently bad poster / kthxbai
congratulations, you have won the award for "most cursed first post of 2020", you will treasure this for the rest of your life
i grow more and more dissatisfied with myself every time i agree with one of your posts / stop having good takes
I logged in several times I'll have you know. .... Yes, most of it has been just walking around trying to figure out the mechanics in the mean streets of Ankh-Morkpork, but my 'go smell the floor and rummage through rubbish' stat has gone through the roof.
I have reported your crime to the police and moderation. Any last words, criminal scum?
Drink lots of tea or the builder will walk out of the job through your butt.
I check the light fitting can take it then wrap it around my neck and kick the chair away.
I swore I'd never sell out my country but the bonbons were just too magnifique
NASCAR Jesus could only turn in one direction, and from only the left hand path he fell to the dark side.
This snark-a-go-round is making me dizzy how do I get off.
Jump right in! The heresy is warm
Therapist: Buff Lego Jesus isn't real, he can't hurt you [photo]
I'm not gonna slam my desk because I don't want to have either a giant dent on my desk or a concussion. / Instead, I'm going to yell internally about how stupid Trump is being. / Complaining about China's influence, then promptly abandoning the WHO to China. 10/10 strategy.
Given the time it took for you to come up with that sentence, type it and submit it, you might've been able to spare some time to actually reflect on it.
God dammit, not only ninja'ed by a rabbit, but double posted as well.
Taste, buy some.
*consults a tablet device & smiles* Those Playboys are probably worth something now, if you kept them in reasonable shape.
Contrary to popular opinion, we do not exist to jump when you say "Grave-dig!"
Mod ban Ug.
Read the Rules. Follow the Rules. Be the Rules.
You come near my technology, you little Luddite, and you'll be grounded for the rest of your life. Don't you have homework to do?
Ernest Hemingway's birthday, 21st July ... said he, “I drink to make other people more interesting" and "The first draft of anything is s---." Words to live by.
Crusader helmet between waifu pillows. How that isn't PG-13 evades me.
Mary, be not forever doomed to madness by the infinite horror of the cosmos.
What is a picture of an empty street supposed to prove?
Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife: "Ma'am, we believe you are lying. One of our wildlife officials just went to the beach and she reported that she could not see Hugh Jackman anywhere."
Gee, it's like they invented an opinion column for a reason. And that's rich, an ancap calling someone's opinion monstrous.
Not actively condemning China is now defending the CCP. Really reaching for a gotcha there.
Whatever owns the most libs the way Jon Stewart owned Tucker Carlson.
You'd knock more sense into a church or temple bell.
Do not save socialism. Everyone to the left of Trump must be detained and forced to work for large corporate conglomerates for minimal wage in substandard living conditions that eat up must of their minimal wage.
Only the Italians could take something like enjoying coffee and make it a bureaucratic mess.
I remember a long time ago I was on another forum and thread about a foiled mass-shooting turned into a discussion about the average cost of cross-dressing prostitutes.
It keeps unpopular people in power so it must be good.
I always enjoy white racists from overseas telling me how my country works.
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals including the majestik møøse.
We're going to need it in order to keep easily entertained.
You are quite verbose for someone emulating a squashed turnip, so you've got that going for you.
2/10, sometimes they leave the tap open when they brush their teeth but that’s as evil as they get.
It's like the great man theory of history, but stupid.
Monarchs are embodiments of inequality that serve to highlight that some in the nation are born with incredible advantages and some are born with nothing. What use to a nation is a bejewelled crown when its people are hungry?
We have the best pigs. Many farmers tell me that they've never seen pigs like them.
That's certainly an interpretation. / The other, and more realistic one, is the one where she praised him for advocating a potentially dangerous drug that medical experts have warned about repeatedly. / But go ahead and miss the irony in complaining about partisanship whilst simultaneously doing a "orange man bad" routine.
 Always wear Adidas in some places
My tingling detector is tingling. Chuck Tingle must be nearby, that scoundrel.
Better to be pessimistic and then delightfully surprised rather than being optimistic and then disappointed
I call dibs on being a member of the Ingles resistance faction of Western North Carolina, we'll work as allies with the Food Lion resistance faction in central North Carolina.
I grow up in the morning and I grew up in Evening Shower, Pennsylvania
They have honeybadgers that do care. / Referencing this. -ed
I Know History.
…Are you one of those people who thinks that racial disparities will be solved if we just stop talking about racism?
Tucker Carlson and Lies, name a more iconic duo.
You should stop going to Chernobyl.
…This may be the worst response to any question I’ve ever asked on NSG.
How do you know what a person getting chopped up by a plane propeller sounds like?
Freshly caught rat, as I'm sure you'll understand, is somewhat safer to consume than food from a landfill.
Every state is just Dakota, but with cardinal directions in relation to the position of South Dakota.
You are descending into very worrying philosophical territory.
anyone to the left of Pinochet: *exists* / right-wingers: wat about vuvuzelaaa lmao gottem
This is an unacceptable attack on free speech.
Thanks for the cringy copypasta. Loved the out of touch, half-baked, puddle-deep social commentary and boomer-level bulls---ting about what "The Left" wants. Screenshotting this for posterity.
I pray that you are not an adult, because this is a really pathetic excuse if you are.
You expect me to read the article? Pashaw.
Now we can bask in your glory, while feeling superior in our tiny nations army!!
More! It's amazing!
Holy f--- Batman, a justification for holding up racism. Wow.
Do you really think Fox News would do that? Just go on the air and tell lies? / biggest /s ever in case it wasn't obvs lmao
The only people I ever hear say things like that are the ones complaining about people supposedly saying that, but go off I guess.
He's so chill he became blazing.
Imagine taking the time to come up with this response, typing it out, and then hitting Submit, and thinking that it's a statement worth taking seriously. / I can't.
"My duties are to f--- cheese and declare war on oompa loompa prison camps, so f--- off!"
It's sad to see that you have such a low opinion of your fellow Americans that you think they're so cu--ed as to be fixated on being cancelled at their job and not thinking about how they'll go bankrupt if they have a medical emergency or how their credit card bills get bigger every month or how their boss doesn't pay them enough to get by or a million other mundane things that actually have relevance to peoples' lives.
I can see it now. Jones goes to the big tub of Kool Aid powder to make his followers a nice drink. But he's out. So he calls in a loyal follower and orders them to go buy more Kool Aid. But they're run the shop right out of it, all the loyal follower can manage is some packets of Flavor Aid. Jones is not happy, but since that's all there is, he mixes up all the Flavor Aid and takes a sip. Oh no. What. Is. This. S---. Right then, f--- it. Can't live without Kool Aid, we all have to die. Followers are all like, noooo, really? We have to drink Flavor Aid now? I'd rather die. And so they do. / *buys more shares in Kool Aid*
Silly Texas. What you need to do is have Democrats elect by primaries one person, Republican elect by primaries another person, then the Judiciary would select one from among their senior ranks to create the ruling Triumvirate. I suggest the Council of All Texas For Integration Glory and High Taxes, or CATFIGHT for short. / OK, I admit I'm just trying to come up with a worse system than Electoral College, but it would work to retain at least a share of power for Republicans in the future ...
Flags in DoD restrooms? Where serving military can give the flag the bird without getting caught on camera? Sounds good.
Political power comes from the people, and to give any one of them a less powerful vote than the other, is to steal from them their birthright.
Verily I say unto you, this says a lot about our society, of which we live in.
these templates are good but they are not my templates
Oh strawman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, / Let's own the libs again
which politician would you most love to be on a continuous 3 minute loop while recovering in a hospital?
Freeze peach warriors get upset when people get fired for having opinions, then turn round and whine when people don't get fired for having opinions. / It's almost as if they're intellectually dishonest.
I dunno, can you sue the CEO of Racism?
This is a meme, right? / This has to be a meme.
Ah yes, because if I were to pick a place to exercise soft power to democratize a region, I would definitely choose the most entrenched, and highly reactionary monarchy I can find.
How the hell did this thread go from "Kim Jong-Un's deteriorating health" to "the ethical implications of fetishizing his sister?"
You can not stop me!! You can only BAN me.
Congratulations, you have leveled up. You are now a Level III Party Line Repeater. Report to your nearest commercial bank to get an upgrade on your Credit Card.
The site rules. Read them this time. Learn them. Conduct yourself within their boundaries.
The situation is definitely pretty f---ed up. But the US f---ing around in it isn't going to un-f--- the situation, it will just f--- it up more. Basic math! The US getting involved isn't going to result in "F---ed - F---ed = Unf---ed". It'll result in "F---ed + F---ed = 2(F---ed)", or more likely something like "F---ed x F---ed = F---ed^2." Hell, given the overall political climate, we could be looking at some arcane form of quadratic f---ed-upedness between how f---ed up the situation is, and how f---ed up the US political situation is (charitably described as a "clusterf---").
*Builders club that costs hundreds of dollars* It's free
Imagine someone asking Jesus to save them from Jews. It's like asking MLK to save you from black people.
Wonton strip massacre
You know you really said some s--- when a mod looks at the post and they roast you.
Dreadfully sorry sir and/or mam, but our archives do not go back that far. :D
Funny, I had the same idea about letting the yeehaws kill each other off with covid and lynch mobs.
Hi, I'm in Chicago. Can you point me to the nearest concentration camp or gestapo office? I can't seem to find any.
Sedg look at Brog scratches on wall. / Sedg look at fire in cave. / Sedg look back at scratches on wall. / Scratches no flame.
Of course not! At this very moment, the NSG's top secret World Assembly is collaborating with ICE to stage the raid. It's so secret, that you are actually not reading this post in reality, that's just how top secret it is! /sarcasm
I strongly disagree, and I'll have you know that I'm going to sign off on all future WA campaign telegrams as "Rightful WA Vice Secretary-General"
Tfw Yugoslavia industrialised rapidly and failed to starve because everyone was a farmer and had too much food
Why would we buy new hamsters? / Guinea pigs are larger and more powerful. We should just sell the hamsters and replace them. / #upgradetoguineapigs
They crush them with heavy things.
Roses are red, athletes can slam dunk / This forum has now taught me - what it's like to be drunk.
An app filled with wholesome christian content, like nuns singing "I will follow him" when a statue of Jesus is moved to another location, girls professing how they desire to remain a virgin until marriage and men lamenting how Christians are finally saying Harry Potter is actually a tale about good overcoming evil with a little resurrection thrown in - while the rest of the world now hates it.
I'm not sure what's going on in this thread. / But whatever it is, I'm killing it with Holy Mod Fire before I go and realign my chakras.
We're not Illuminati. / We're trans-dimensional space lizards. / Why do you think my office is within walking distance of the Giza pyramids?
That neighbourhood knows how to execute a joint action :) / Is that the pun you were looking for? :p
Ah, a double autumn... That brings back memories from the time that we hired two .... wait, PG-13 line.
The Peoples Republic wishes to express that it is in fact, not our mother who is the brunt of this joke, but indeed the mother of the original poster who shall endure ridicule.
This is a worldwide movement that will make the world silly again. / Moar yuuge then just the UK. / We will buld a cake and make Antarctica pay for it. / We will strip away the water gun laws that hold back so many. / We will make cannons a public transportation option. / Also, unicorns will be real.
Any millenial born after 2001 can't commit carefully planned acts of mass violence and terror in order to threaten entire governments and scare ethnic or ideological groups that they oppose... all they know is is protest, post they hashtags, argue, be liberal, read the news, and whine.
Mad Bantz lad. / But no.
Direct the orgasm up your chakras and then astral project to heaven
That sounds absolutely disgusting and unironically worthy of multiple Dresdens.
Southern pride my ass. This southerner, who’s family fought for the CSA; though I also had relatives who fought with Sherman, firmly believes the US military has no business allowing the flag of traitors to be flown anywhere.
I prefer Fulham FC terrace chants
Separatist Ambassador Benjamin Bell, in the General Assembly debating chambers for "Abortionplexes for All:"
"Your honor, it was not mein fault! I didn't order the systematic genocide of millions of people, it was the twenty kilograms of pure-cut Bavarian cocaine that did it!"
Good thing we 'Muricans use Freedom UnitsTM* instead of those pesky Euro-Metrics! / *Freedom UnitsTM, of course, meaning British-made imperial units.
"Crime doesn't pay-" Trump: "WRONG!"
"No True Scotsman" was meant to criticize stereotyping. Stop misusing it to suit your own political agendas
HOW DARE those Evangelical primitives not be forced into involuntary servitude and made to personally participate in sin with the state's gun to their head!
Apologies - I was under the mistaken impression you wanted to set up an interesting roleplay. Enjoy your thread and see you round.
And I channel my inner fifteen year old self and dub thee future generations: Gainas, Mozi, and Orinoco. o/
"I keep an object in my house that is much more likely to be used to kill or injure me or my loved ones than to attack any intruder pretty much for my own amusement" would be my idea of a stupid f---ing argument.
Look you can't just keep shouting proper nouns at me, I scare easily.
You'd better be making Chuck and Nancy pay rent with all that time they spend in your head.
Where "unbiased" presumably means "fits in with my personal narrative".
Why do I hear boss music? / Oh wait, never mind.
I don't blame you for building your own mythology about Flynn. After all, your messiah needs some heroic sidekicks to go with him.
Tbh I gave up on effortposts because no matter how many you did and no matter how many sources you used nobody would be open to changing their opinions and beliefs and it was a waste of time. I'll still talk seriously about a topic if I find it engaging enough but beyond that it's just not really worth the time investment when you can largely make your point in a much shorter post.
Establish naval dominance, which shouldn't be too taxing. Proceed with coastal bombardment alongside a conventional invasion. Have LODESTONE counteract whatever usage of hammerspace they may or may not have come up with, and apply heavy warding to all troops as a counter to particle cannons (in whatever form they are implemented). Collect samples of the foam, deduce a counter-agent to dissolve it. Have HELMINTH go in equipped with said counter-agent. EMP shouldn't be too much of an issue due to aforementioned warding. Knowing the AU, I probably missed something somewhere, but everything else seems straightforward.
Run over by house, beans cooked, body egged with car jelly.