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Thoughts about Astoria

Note: This list is not, by any means an exhaustive one. However, it will be updated regularly, with nations that have CTEd being purged from the list. Some of these entries will have been edited, though only done for clarity purposes.


What is a Stereotype for AN's Citizens?

Nation

Comment

Aaronian

•Dangerously polite.

Afghanystan

•Self-destructing liberals. The greatest allies Islam has ever had. Don't know what type of "Islam" you're talking about. Lovely.

Aikoland

•Basically all the Canadian stereotypes, so overly-polite vaguely socially liberal people who do nothing but watch hockey while eating Kraft dinners and drinking Tim Horton's all day long.

Anglomir

•Fluffy headed mild mannered goodwilled people.
•A melting pot of anthropomorphic animals.
•Centrist and sensible republicans.

Aryanor

•Ardent pacifists and compromisers.

Azlaake

•His/Her citizens love the environment more than anything else.

Bryttein

•Ardent pacifists and radical centrists.

Catrela

•Some isolated nationalistic people from every culture and race.

Despoticania

•Indecisive, politically correct wannabe-capitalists.

Dreshand

•ASTORIA CAN INTO SPACE. That is all I need to say.

Fishy Apples

•Everyone in Astoria is a city comptroller, and the whole nation is just one never-ending city council meeting.

Five nations

•Pacifists from North America/Europe.

Flaireis

•Beatnik furries.

Forlania

•“Them? I mean, they’re not the worst. They’re kind of like Americans but well, more frightened. Honestly they’re okay folk but I think they are also a little stuck in tradition too.” - Forlanian Ambassador to Bratislava, Jennifer Gonzales.

Gudmund

•They're often too nice to their own criminals.

Haring Bayang Katagalugan

•They eat haggis everyday.

Hittisha

•Furries.

Hystaria

•Realistic furries.
•Quirky only in private, neutral to the point of self harm in politics.

Kerla

•Patriotic well meaning nice people.

Mioktopia

•Liberal technology-loving capitalists.

Neonymphonia

•Friendly and cheery, but otherwise somewhat bland and perhaps a tad simple.

Painisia

•High-tech savvy intellectuals who drink cafe latte at the nearest bistro.
•Athletic book-readers.

Pan-Asiatic States

•Cheerful cat people with liberal themes.

Port Ember

•Artistic and creative pacifists.

Romaian

•Hippies.

Silver Commonwealth

•Avid cosmonauts.
•Extremely progressive liberals.

Subhurbia

•Socially awkward nerds who love to read a lot.

The Federated Soviets of North America

•Bored islanders.

The Great Intergalactic Empire

•Lefty liberals who may be furries.
•Goddamn liberals!

Tiiwark

•Some hipsters?

Waatkane

•Calm and stoic. Natural-born culinarists.



Tips to survive in the AN

Nation

Comment

Silver Commonwealth

•Throw away all of the furry stereotypes, that you know, as it will not help you there. Ohh, and avoid discussing military topics, period.



What's the distinguishing/unique feature of AN or its User?

Nation

Comment

Aaronian

•They're so detailed they actually give us their climate information AND their license plates.

Anglomir

•They're a pretty rational and well spoken dude.

Catsfern

•They're taking one of their old nations and pretty much completely copy pasting that nation into this newer one to make this nation their primary. I don't think I've heard of anyone else doing that.

Chernoblia

•They remind me of a alternative Canada, which is quite unique tbh.
•They put a Y in a name already taken. What a trooper.
•They went through a phase where they couldn't decide on a flag, I haven't seen anyone go through that before.
•They remind me of North America.

Darysopelagia

•The above user is not ashamed to use NationStates Statistics, which is an unworthy function.

Dawetid

•-snip-for-incoming-unneeded-provocations-
•Their overall insensitivity.
•Their rudeness and inability to read basic information. Hypocrisy much? -ed

Federal Spanish States

•They hate being named Astoriya and/or Asturias! Also, an actual furry nation? Damn. That's unique.
•One of the only nations in most, if not all of NS that has humans mixed with anthropomorphic animals. What. Also, the fact that they don't have any sort of army, but can kinda defend themselves with non-lethal weapons.

Gigaverse

•Remember back when they abolished death penalty circa 5000 BCE? Yeah.
•This is the person most likely to do this F7-side, far as I know. (referring to '*Your foes list has been updated successfully.*' - ed)
•"Muslim furry on NationStates" already makes it rare, but what definitely sets it is the person is willing to translate LinkYuyencia's factbooks into legible English.

Great Mojave

•They're furries, but they ain't too keen on flexing about it. Good on you!

Hinodia

•Their short responses and lack of factbook content despite the fact that they spend so much time in the AN threads.

Hystaria

•I helped them in one of their factbooks. Also, furries.
•That him and I have interacted many times. Also one of the only animal humanoid nations that I can take seriously. The fact that no one can tell where it lives and keeps thinking it's in the Caribbean cracks me up as well.

Idiocarasia

•There are humanoid kangaroos. Can't tell if I'm interested or scared.

Izaakia

•Has amazingly achieved very few badges.

Kyrinasaj

•The usage of NS stats.

Metamen

•It's the Maple Leaf. I see a Maple Leaf. It's already labelled as Canada full stop.

Pan-Asiatic States

•They definitely have a quirky national identity. It's just the right amount of politicking.
•Being normal, honestly. Or relatively normal.
•Being an overall friendly and decent human being.
•Their oddly pacifistic nature.
•Pointing out that there is no 'y' in Astoria.
•Probably, for me, the fact that you're active on my server.

Paradeavenlisian States

•Their flag and also the concept of anthropomorphic animals and humans coexisting together in one nation.
•Not only do they have a Zootopia based(with a combination of humans) nation but they also have a factbook about the license plates on their cars and have good defences despite the absence of military. And also, where they are from is also quite unique too.

Silver Commonwealth (and their puppet Fox shogunate)

•Their freestyle, and minimalist factbooks - kind of reminds of me before I started to work on formatting more.
•One of the first abolishers of the death penalty, and their user's replies are typically short.
•Their flag design - it reminds me of the white rose of the House York, and Scotland in a some way.
•They have been there around since 2013, yet their posting style doesn't seem to have changed much (I have seen younger nations around with more ''modern'' factbooks)...
•Anyways, the fact, that he uses white York rose for his country's flag, although it is a republic, not a monarchy ruled by York dynasty. Also, one of the most well known F7 pacifists.
•Well, there's PAS, who has detailed, and rich lore, and there's Astoria, who says ''let's keep it simple'', and writes a brief description. Not that it is bad, though - sometimes a brief summary is all what's needed. (My factbooks became walls of text, and navigable with anchors only recently.)
•Well, from all social liberals/socdems, that consider themselves as demsocs, he actually seems to have moved on to considering himself a socdem.
•Frankly, they are one of the few, that still keep using their IC name, and get mad, when people still use OOC name, while it would be easier to make a new puppet with IC name, and a dash, and give a fresh start. (You have made an one already, but why not use it just for sig hosting, but for posting as well?) I have gone this through as well - eventually I just made a new nation with IC name anyways, as people kept confusing it, even if it was literally in the sig.
•One of the few Muslim furries, which I have seen in F7 - quite unusual, I say. Also, I think, that they are one of the few, which have managed to piss Val off.
•Being one of the few serious, and good thought-out furry nations there in NS, that aren't something weird, or lewd, and actually have serious lore - we need more furries like you, honestly. (I slowly became disinterested about my nation, though, but still...)

Soudar

•A very nice version of Germany, The insignia is also very unique.

Southern e-land

•Their flag looks like the sea.

Stanier

•Finally a furry nation that isn't a straight-up parody or shoddily executed! I have faith in you fella!

Tetradimensional overworld

•They're one of the nations that gets angry when you call them the wrong name (not necessarily a bad thing, I do too) and the fact that Astoria is a nation of anthropomorphic animals

The Brytish Isles

•They’re one of the few furry nations on this site.

The Galactic Supremacy

•They gladly accept NS stats.

The Intermarian Order

•There's not much to say since most of it are barebone unfinished factbooks. But it's always unique to see an NS user before 2015 returning.

The Rapture Republic

•Never seen a nation that took this long to complete a factbook.
•The country is protected by a group of civilian militias in case of invasion as there is no military whatsoever.

Tlerzhenvoa

•They abolished the death penalty in 5701 BC

Valentine Z (and their many puppets)

•The left and right aligned sig, which I haven't really seen much, to be honest. And a mixture of anthropomorphic animals, with humans living alongside.
•The amount of blue in the flag... And their IC name being different from their OOC name... so yep.
•The different IC/OOC name, and the unfortunate circumstance of having to put the sig in the factbook.
•The dash in front of their name, because Astoria was unfortunately taken. Also one of the nations that used to have a different IC-OOC name, but hey, it's been solved! ^^

Valkalan

•They were formerly known as Kayana.
•They don't have a sig.

West leas oros 2

•Lots of information on small things like phone calling codes and license plates.

Wunderstrafanstalt

•Anthropomorphic specieses.

Yegla Islands

•Probably the only nation I've seen who are so vehemently opposed to the death penalty to the point where it forms the basis of whether or not they enter diplomatic relations with foreign powers. Also one of the few furry nations on here that is neither a troll nor a steaming mess of UwU bulls---.

Zetaopalatopia

•Hmm, I'd have to say the fact they gave a set of instructions for the BN (currently me) to post by, that being said their Capital Act of 1674 prevents them from scolding me as it states no contact is to be made with nations with the death penalty, so I will also say that they seem to dislike the letter 'Y'.



Culture Shock the AN: VI

Nation

Comment

Anglomir

•We put furries in camps, and re-educate or terminate them. A dictator recently seized power, running a sham democracy.

Auzkhia

•We invented the car.

Ghostway Corporation

•We are the worst enemy of anti-Gamergate news sites like Kotaku.

Kyneland

•Capital punishment remains in active use.

Kyria

•Capital punishment remains in use and is legal in every prefecture.

Silver Commonwealth

•Democrat, and Republican parties are banned in our timeline.
•In the Commonwealth, military is our pride, and state personified. Ohh, and we also have conscription, of course, and army of more than 30 million men.

The african emirates

•Every one of us are robots.

The Brytish Isles

•The population of Brytain is completely human.
•Some citizens maintain no-furry zones.

The Dixvia

•Due to a troubled past and an altered genome, cannibalism is not considered a taboo, although in modern times it is more of a niche foodstuff, but consuming dead relatives is still common.

The Hell Legions

•Our government is largely centralized. Local governments exist to enforce the laws created at the national level, not to make their own laws.
•Uh... smoking and zoos are legal here?

The Fascist Waffle Empire

•In the Fascist Waffle Empire, gladiatorial combat is not only used as punishment for prisoners guilty of crimes, including murder and rape. It is also one of the most high paying jobs in the country, with the entry level earning upwards of $150,000 a year.

Tornado Queendom

•We teach that God created the planet 4.5 billion years ago, and evolution happens because God was lazy.
•We give guns away for free.



If the AN existed in YN’s universe?

Nation

Comment

Decu caine

•They would become one of the highest populated places, and become a dream destination for "aesthetic" teens.

National Republic of Antagoria

•We wouldn't really be bothered by them as they are none of our concern. Although if they invade us we will wipe them from the face of the earth. If they embargo us we wouldn't really be bothered since we don't do trade with anyone, only a few countries trade with us and they are authoritarian.

Paradeavenlisian States

•Well, considering how peaceful they are, we would approach them with negotiations over trading and discussions about the division of our space colonies' territories.

Silver Commonwealth

•Speaking of embargo, we would put heavy sanctions on them, and make sure, that they don't receive any supplies. When they would be weakened enough, we would invade, and in case of victory, create the "Territory of Astoria", and set up something similar to Bantustans there, while integrating the territory as a part of an another region, or its own region. In the process, probably start to purge other species as well, except perhaps for AIs.

NeoEgypt

•Seems like another cookie-cutter democracy, with its petty virtue signaling and unsustainable spending habits. Perhaps at some point their social security checks will become unsustainable or they will be overrun with foreign migrants, and the upset this will cause will send ripples internationally. Otherwise, their presences is negligible. Another right-winger. Lovely. *eyeroll* -ed

The Vladivostok Confederacy

•It would be sort of the same thing. It would be competing with other military powers such as the United States, but their space colonies would simply not exist in the way it does within their universe.

Yegla Islands

•We probably wouldn't care very much. They seem like the sort to keep to themselves, and I doubt they would go for any sort of land grab considering their pacifism and our isolated location. They would probably try to embargo us for one reason or another, but we're fairly self-sufficient. Should the embargoes become an actual problem, we could always invade.



YL receives a proposal of marriage from AN's Leader

Nation

Comment

-Astoria

•'I'm gonna take that as a no.'

Great Mojave

•"I politely decline." -Jericho Jenkins

Soleos

•"No." - Administrator Nadia Elbaz

Valentine Z

•Oooh, now you've yourself a proposal from someone else too? Looks like someone has the hearts for you too, Clarissa! Are we... double-crossing each other?
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Marnix Svtw. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

Ahh, for goodness' sake, I don't know that guy too! I... ok, fine, fair enough! Rather than questioning and doubting each other, we should find out more on this!
- Exuberant T-1000 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Harumi

Good, good! Because I surely can't take this anymore! I never have the idea of me leaving you, and I am damn sure that you are not going to leave me like so!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Marnix Svtw. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

-----

Anddd CUT! Damn, that's beautiful! Clarissa, Valentijn, you two did great! In fact, I could see a quarrel between you to, but I think you don't want that!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Wt. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

This is going to be a box office hit, I can feel it, Val! Ohhh, Val, I am sorry if my words hurt you so just now! I was just trying my bestest to act and all, heh heh!
- Exuberant T-1000 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Harumi

Hahaha, right you are, my dearest! But of course, know that this is all acting from both you and I! I still love you, Darling Clarissa! ♥ More affection later, haha!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Marnix Svtw. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing



What do you think life is like in the AN?

Nation

Comment

Aikoland

•Rather plain and unassuming, I'd presume.

Anglomir

•Like a really cliche, over-the-top, Japanese anime.

Arandias

•Like Canada or the UK without the monarchy.
•Reasonably good, similar to Western Europe.

Brandican

•It looks like a great place to live.

Brillnuck

•I guess it would be pretty good.

East Angria

•Overall safe and quite pleasant. Maybe a little boring, though.

Finswedeway

•Pretty comfortable, you don't really have to worry about much, which is either really boring or a really good thing depending on what type of person you are. You're either a humble farmer or a city slicker, either way you're a hard worker.

Forlania

•A bit like living in England. Hope you’ve got a TV license, m8.

Haring Bayang Katagalugan

•Like the countryside.

Imarssia

•Mostly chill, albeit a little restricted.

Kingdom of Damascus

•From what I can gather, like most European countries ie. Germany or France.

Neonymphonia

•Perfectly pleasant, I would imagine, although the onus is on the in
dividual to make life interesting for oneself.

Nolo gap

•Sounds mostly OK from the NS assesment.

Onocarcass

•Very diverse, and easily travellable.

Pan-Asiatic States

•Generally peaceful. With most conflicts externally abolished, citizens enjoy an era of prosperity.
•Sometimes a little optimistic. The politics determines it.

Paradeavenlisian States

•Anyways, life there would be pretty good and probably pretty intriguing due to the encountering of the anthros. The people there probably have a bit of an outdoor kind of lifestyle despite the climate being wet and rainy in general. It would also be quite liberal there and the environment is most likely quite pristine.

Rotar

•Probably not that bad. I would give it a try, but I'm not sure I would like living in Astoria.
•Life in Astoria is probably not too bad, I'd imagine.

Scarast

•Sounds like a generally nice place to live.

The English Regions

•Quite stable with a nice environment and with the ability to live one's life how they want.

The Liamese Empire

•Similar to life in a Nordic country, people are kinda soft and I'd probably be very annoyed.

The Multiverse of Holly Starlight

•I was thinking that it will be some sort of life on a archipelago, and the tropical life will be the best!

The Rapture Republic

•Like New Zealand, however with Japanese characteristics.
•Well, decent as life can be in a tech support company. That’s just what I got from the WIP factbooks.

United Universal Union

•Not as bad as some other nations, I'd say it's quite good.



AN Man: The Game

Nation

Comment

Alpes a Septentrionali imperium

•...realises that the anthros aren't hallucinations, questioned why he hadn't figured this out sooner.

Athonuna

...detained for giving candy to children
The suspect, a 36 yr-old male, has pleaded guilty in court proceedings today to giving candy to children. He was seen walking around the city, giving large candy bars and sugary snacks to children while their parents weren't looking. Nothing harmful appears to have been detected in the food. "I wanted to reverse the 'stealing candy from a child' stereotype", he said in a statement.
...arrested for kicking hobos; spray painting them
The man was arrested late Wednesday afternoon when many passersby were disturbed to see a man kicking hobos in the streets and spray painting them in various colours. He then proceeded to steal their money and walk off laughing. Authorities arrived and the man was arrested with no resistance. In a statement, the perpetrator said "Them stupid poor people shouldn't be out on our streets, dat scum". The trial is scheduled for Saturday.
...arrested for stealing people's tax forms
The man, who worked as a carpet cleaner, was arrested after multiple missing tax forms were found at his residence. He was reported to the police on suspicion of holding drugs, and instead the police found the missing tax forms. Many people were audited, due to inability to do their taxes, and the man has been reported saying 'I like to know things about people!' just before he entered the police vehicle. His trial is scheduled two weeks from today.

Bialogorsk

...arrested for cleaning cars without a permit in downtown Footscray
An Astorian foxkin, who wished to remain anonymous, was arrested earlier today after reportedly cleaning 6 parked cars down Wakefield Road, Footscray. Witnesses claim the man was simply continuously washing each individual car parked on the street, before coming into confrontation with the owner of the 6th vehicle whom "Did not want his car cleaned, thank you very much." The Downtown Police Department released a simple statement on social media stating "Whilst there's nothing wrong with wanting to maintain tip-top shape, he should have at least asked the owners before acting." Whilst arrested, no criminal charges have been made as the vehicles have not been shown to have suffered any damages, however the "reverse-vandal" has been warned that further action without a permit or consent may result in detainment.

Inkopolitia

•...drenches himself in ranch sauce to surprise his girlfriend, ends up getting arrested for attempting to rape a woman down the street after jumping out of his window.

National Republic of Antagoria

•...caught trying to shoot his anthropomorphic neighbour. When asked, he said, "I thought he was an animal".

Window Land

•...dressed up as a bear and stole pic-a-nic baskets from a national park.

Yegla Islands

•...commits serial murder after repeated misspelling of his name in government census.
•...arrested for gutting anthro and wearing its skin. "It's just a fursuit", he claims.
•...arrested for owning a lethal firearm.
•...breaks up squabble between two teenagers - hailed as war hero.



What do you think were AU's thoughts while making AN?

Nation

Comment

Amanda seyfried phap tribute and dog

•What if we were Republican, but also had big government?

Antidawetid

•I’ve had enough of the Y in my name.

Catsfern

•You know what i want to do? I want to be a sensible person and try to make a normal nation.
•Where else could the furry community need representation?

Federal Spanish States

•I want to make a furryfied-ish UK... let's do it.

Gigaverse

•I can satisfy my dream, that's cool! :metal:

Pan-Asiatic States

•Beaches, industry, and capitalism. Why not?

Paradeavenlisian States

•Anthropomorphic animals deserve more recognition in NationStates! Therefore, I must make a country based on Zootopia!

Tsis Aiuso

•Let’s make a furry nation! But actually halfway decent, inoffensive and competent!



Your Tourist's Review of the Above Nation VII

Nation

Comment

Anglomir

•Beautiful anthem, rather nice place, enjoyed the freedoms. Was actually quite nice to see what we could be without a monarch; though their multiculturalism was distasteful.

Arshanid Deccan

•The beaches were magnificent and the food was great, kind of reminded me of Jamaica. The people were also very friendly, warm and created a welcoming environment.

Empire of the United States

•I mean, it was an interesting place, but not one I would recommend to travel to.

Garden at 6th Mile Road

•I went to someone else's nation for the 4th time, and hm hm, it went really well! :D People over here accepted me, and they were curious about me!

Great thallands

•I could actually breathe the air without it being covered in marijuana smoke and the capital was nice enough.

Hystaria

•I never minded, even if it was a bit small, i like relaxing their, I do hope the ban on travel is soon fully repealed soon for nations like this. "ban on travel" not exactly accurate, but referring to the Capital Act. -ed
•Bland, but not bad. Well, I guess it's is safe, and everyone's happy...but seriously, this place is odd.

Idiocarasia

•Not much to say overall but I travelled throughout their lands and saw that every area has vastly different feels, so I guess I'll eventually find a place for me. 6/10.

Kyneland

•It was quite a pleasant experience. I found myself enjoying the sights and scenery, and the food was quite delicious. I believe I will return for another holiday, perhaps with my family.

Marcianus

•Pretty nice. Just your typical Nordic country. Clean air, nice people, etc.

Nevv Vegas

•More tech than the Sierra Madre has gold!

Painisia

•Mmmmm, that cake was good. But they denied me access to their spaceships. Wait, this isn't Greece? I feel betrayed.

Pan-Asiatic States

•Cool breezes in the Astorian springtime can really calm the nerves.

Plaetopia

•Huh, it's amazingly similar to Plaetopia in some aspects... It's really a nice place to relax.

Serailia

•Well, I was allowed to have a gun, but everyone looked at me weirdly when I carried it.

Silver Commonwealth

•Well, it was fairly nice, and a small country. Despite being weaker in military, way more clean than the Deep South back in home - Atlanta has been turned into a monstrous Khrushchyovka zone by now. I didn't mind all the animals there as well - I was interested about their kind even since I was a little kid.
•Some disgusting animal-like creature bumped into me, while I was exploring the streets. Only thing, that stopped me from punching it in face with my power fist, was the policeman on the street. At least back in the Commonwealth, strong weren't chained by the weak. eyeroll, but IC nonetheless - ed
•At last, a grasp of freedom, and not slavery in the workplace! If you could just drink it like water...

Soudar

•Nice place, would recommend you go around December. You can go sightseeing but make sure you clean after yourself, overall would come again.

The Federated Soviets of North America

•It was pretty nice.

The Great Intergalactic Empire

•Apart from rights and leadership it isn't that different. Harder to breathe.

The Rapture Republic

•It was different, remarkably so; the government wasn’t as restrictive compared to the one at home and the people were oddly friendly, which I found abnormal. Maybe because I was from Rapture, with citizens mostly having a mindset for survival by watching themselves carefully with little trust with others. Overall, it was a pleasant experience.

The Zravvisk

•Me and my family had a good time in [the] Central Province. We got a lot of stares while walking the streets as three dragons and a giant insect tend to get but we're used to it. Now if only they built their buildings a bit bigger so that every time we wanted to see something inside, I wouldn't have to walk in with a camera while my family watched the feed outside.
•I sent my leave in Nivas City copying their large collection of books to the Archives. Wasn't a lot to do down there and that way I made a bit of cash to spend.
•Quite average for a class four technology nation. I received many long and strange looks, but that is to be expected.

Uinted Communist of Africa

•Yet another centralist trapped in political limbo. Well at least I wasn't chased out of the country for preaching communism....I actually was just smiled at and asked to speak a bit softer. So I eventually just decided to give up and take a walk through some of the capital.



AN BF/GF

Nation

Comment

Anglomir

•Enjoys flagmaking
•Interested in writing and creativity
•Centrist
•True neutral alignment when she plays D&D

Devernia

•Is some sort of animal
•'Killing people isn't nice, why don't we instead teach them how to not be mean?'
•'Anon, lets go to the city!'

Fallen Albali

•Fusses over you a lot
•Wants you to be happy
•Has never, ever gotten into a fight before
•Kind of pretty
•Has a pet robot

Five nations

•Smart.
•Writes much.
•Centrist.
•Loves peace

Hystaria

•'You think this is cold, anon?!'
•Clearly not a Canadian
•Mumbles in an animal language
•Makes you concerned if you happen to be a furry

Khiva and bukhara

•'I will cook you this traditional dish from my subculture, anon.'
•Has goals of studying in the UK, someday.
•Never eats pancakes without maple syrup

Negarakita

•'Anon, all life is precious.'
•Likes coffee (there's a cafe near me called Astoria)

Silver Commonwealth

•Somewhat of a hippie, and a pacifist
•'What are those ears? Well, anon, thing is that...'
•Surprisingly well makes meals from raw food
•Wants to be an astronaut
•'See, we don't hold diplomatic relations with those who execute their people, anon!'



Translate the Above Phrase into YN's language II

Nation

Comment

An example of the format used: Bigtopia

Original phrase
Astorian-translated phrase
Translated phrase

Braussland

People go on about places like Starbucks being unpersonal and all that, but what if that's what you want? I'd be lost if people like that got their way and there was nothing unpersonal in the world. I like to know that there are big places without windows where no one gives a s---. You need confidence to go into small places with regular customers... I'm happiest in the Virgin Megastore and Borders and Starbucks and Pizza Express, where no one gives a s--- and no one knows who you are. My mum & dad are always going on about how soulless those places are, and I'm like durr, that's the point.
Iv-vaok kaktkħi kħukkokkav kvul kakdakaod kħur Starbucks n'hinaov kolkavura i kuk karri ra hi, annu v'kaġla kokk kuk hi kuk ra dlak? Ivkiv nadrid kaoki v-vaok kħurhan nulli dad-dlat dukħhan i dak-kavku nu kaov honn vokv kru kovk. Ivħakk avkiv vud ra honn kakdakaod kkul navkħukl dvaota dokv ħukk nu kukħda ħużav. Għuvkok kżavv kivdakovnu kaov dnil d'kakdakaod żkħul nu 'krakovda lokarula ... Jaov r-ukdul dolħuvu dar-Virgin Megastore i r-Borders i Starbucks i Pizza Express, dokv ħukk nu kukħda ħużav i ħukk nu kud nav avd. Ik-kani i r-nakkaol daokħa kokkon kħukkokkav kvul konn hinu kru kuhhu kuvk ar-kakdakaod, i kaov kħur der, kuk hi r-kivd.
Ǵentâ qanvòn ma citium khom Starbucks habbèndo inpersonal ihj pwis, cad vis habbèya ulqé kayròyaus? Perdidéstìkeria vis il-ǵentâ tavòkerian sia cwa ihj kosuér inpersonaléstìkeria ul-mundo. Ihj henci sépïr qé habbèn citiotum fenéstraér ihj ǵentaér lé importà. Bezòus tavör komfiénza ul-ingrandiô citium van gwyzendantâ régulasâ... konténtopãstìj ul-Virgin Megastore ihj Borders ihj Starbucks ihj Pizza Express, khin ǵentaér lé importà ihj ǵentaér sépì khan habbèus. Mia patérina ihj patérana alskrono qanvòn ma khom espirituér il-citium habbèn, ihj habbèj khom durr, il-puntostì.



The penalty for attempting bribery is a considerable fine. The penalty for wounding a war veteran is a moderate fine. The penalty for a member of a certain bloodline wounding an adept is public humiliation.
Ir-kovura kħurr-uddovdud du 'davħan haku nirdu kavkakoloxara. Ir-kovura kħurr-dolanovd du 'xodoluv dur-kvollu haku nirdu nakoludu. Ir-kaovu kħur nonkli du ’ċoldu ravku duk-konn ra ġġulluk ukokd haku inarkunnkava kikkraku.
Castigal per tentar briba amandotazè. Castigal per blessar vereno guerrad midi amandazè. Castigal per membru certan cangrad que blessà skillja humilim̃enti publikis.


If you give us any more trouble I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress!
Jokk dukħdavu ukdul avkvaod kaov ko vżilik dak-kakħud żkħul i vtaokħok ar-rokr daoħok!
Vis dàhnis problemaqâ visitáhara horitâ ihj metráhara bata!

Dawetid / Da Zhonghua Minguo

Some people are barely informed about the topic at hand, and are not at all concerned about it, really.
Xa vaok karkonn hinu avdilnuda kvul ak-kiġġodd akkavċolvud, i ruvtuk nu hinu nħukkku kvulhu, dukkov.
有些人對於眼前的題目幾乎不知情,而且其實對它漠不關心。‬



Americans, please stop looking at yourself! Non-Americans, please stop staring at America!
Amerikuva, kokk kakħġkak daotud dħulok rokv rarok avvadkok! Miv-Amerikuva, kokk kakħġkak vutud dħulok rokv r-Ameriki!
Mī̌k̆vókñìn, céŋ mádɔ̄̂ bē t̆rw̄̂! Máhī̀ Mī̌k̆vókñìn-də̀ pw̄n, céŋ mádɔ̄̂ bē Mī̌k̆vók!


Zairians, dwell in peace, United people, we are Zairians; Moving forward, proud and dignified. Great people, free people forever. Tricoloured flag, light in us the sacred flame, In order to always build a beautiful country, Around the majestic river; Around the majestic river. Tricoloured flag in the wind, revive the ideal, Which links us to our ancestors and our children, Peace, justice, and labour; Peace, justice, and labour.
Zairkuva, vadkorrni dar-kuċa, Naok nukħtiku, uħvu Zairkuva; Nanvi'r tikkaon, kkila i kavkadiżu. Naok kkul, vaok ħaorku kħur kokkon. Buvkaolu ka draod kirila, avkħorvu r-dkunnu kukli, Sukaov kokkon vakvi kukkaż kukaħ, Mukvul av-vnulu r-kkalu; Mukvul av-vnulu kkalu. Buvkaolu ka draod kirila dal-laħ, dolġu 'dadtukkon r-akoura, ra dkħuttukvu nur-uvdovuda dukħvu i d-ddur dukħvu, ar-Puċa, ar-ġikdannku i v-vakħar; Puċa, ġikdannku i vakħar.
扎伊爾人來把和平重建,扎伊爾人是團結的人民,充滿自豪與自尊向前進,永遠是自由偉大的人民。三色旗把神聖的火點亮,使我們在雄厚河的周圍,把祖國建設得更加漂亮。把祖國建設得更加漂亮。三色旗在空中迎風飄揚,指向我們永不朽的理想:就是和平、正義與勞動。就是和平、正義與勞動。

Eahland

So it begins...
Kħurhokk kakku...
Swa þis beginþ...
ᛋᚹᚪ᛫ᚦᛁᛋ᛫ᛒᛖᚷᛁᚾᚦ



Don't begin a romance on a solstice or you risk a revelation. Finding a locket near a patch of certain blue flowers sometimes foretells a miscommunication. A bounty hunter happening upon a viper in a grove of pine trees can portend a banishment unless you invoke a certain spirit. Finding a locked box in a tomb is an omen of a contest if you don't have a lucky charm. Spotting a certain flower warns of a malfunction.
Takkaov linuvn dit karkdanki kov dallakkku laxorunnkava. Ik-kokku du 'radkod ħkokv kulżu du' ċolda dkila kri va kirduvd dakkloxoka kanivakunnkava ħużavu. Kuċċudil dur-kaivdav ra kkoħħ dit xakol da nukġul du 'kaġul dur-ulżvi kakdu' kvukkur kħur drit kukonn nu davxakuv ċoldi kkaldi. La kkak kuvvu nkukklu d'tukul haku kavkur du 'kavkalk kokk nu kkarrakv durovd valdak dukku. L-annulkul du 'ċoldi dkilu kvakka kvul ħkulu.
Ne do an lufunge on an sungihte beginnan oþþe þu an onwrignese pleost. Afindung an healsbeag neah þissa ana hæwenra blostma splotte hwiltidum an miscweþung forebodiaþ. An wergildhunta an nædre in an pinbearwe metende cann an wræcfæc tacnian butan þæt þu þisne an gast ongeciegest. Afindung in an licreste an gelocen box is an oretes hæl gif þu ne do an spedgealdor habban. Seung þisne an blostman of an gesweþrunge warnieþ.
ᚾᛖ᛫ᛞᚩ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛚᚢᚠᚢᛝ᛫ᛖ᛫ᚩᚾ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛋᚢᚾ᛫ᚷᛁᚻᛏᛖ᛫ᛒᛖᚷᛁᚾᚾᚪᚾ᛫ᚩᚦᚦᛖ᛫ᚦᚢ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚩᚾᚹᚱᛁᚷᚾᛖᛋᛖ᛫ᛈᛚᛖᚩᛥ᛬ ᚪᚠᛁᚾᛞᚢᛝ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚻᛠᛚᛋᛒᛠᚷᛖ᛫ᚾᛠᚻ᛫ᚦᛁᛋᛋᚪ᛫ᚪᚾᚪ᛫ᚻᚨᚹᛖᚾᚱᚪ᛫ᛒᛚᚩᛥᛗᚪ᛫ᛋᛈᛚᚩᛏᛏᛖ᛫ᚻᚹᛁᛚᛏᛁᛞᚢᛗ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛗᛁᛋᛢᛖᚦᚢᛝ᛫ᚠᚩᚱᛖᛒᚩᛞᛡᚦ᛬ ᚪᚾ᛫ᚹᛖᚱᚷᛁᛚᛞᚻᚢᚾᛏᚪ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚾᚨᛞᚱᛖ᛫ᛁᚾ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛈᛁᚾᛒᛠᚱᚹᛖ᛫ᛗᛖᛏᛖᚾᛞᛖ᛫ᚳᚪᚾᚾ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚹᚱᚨᚳᚠᚨᚳ᛫ᛏᚪᚳᚾᛡᚾ᛫ᛒᚢᛏᚪᚾ᛫ᚦᚨᛏ᛫ᚦᚢ᛫ᚦᛁᛋᚾᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚷᚪᛥ᛫ᚩᚾᚸᛖᚳᛁᛖᚸᛖᛥ᛬ ᚪᚠᛁᚾᛞᚢᛝ᛫ᛁᚾ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛚᛁᚳᚱᛖᛥᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚸᛖᛚᚩᚳᛖᚾ᛫ᛒᚩᛉ᛫ᛁᛋ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚩᚱᛖᛏᛖᛋ᛫ᚻᚨᛚ᛫ᚸᛁᚠ᛫ᚦᚢ᛫ᚾᛖ᛫ᛞᚩ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛋᛈᛖᛞᚸᛠᛚᛞᚩᚱ᛫ᚻᚪᛒᛒᚪᚾ᛬ ᛋᛖᚢᛝ᛫ᚦᛁᛋᚾᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᛒᛚᚩᛥᛗᚪᚾ᛫ᚩᚠ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚸᛖᛋᚹᛖᚦᚱᚢᛝᛖ᛫ᚹᚪᚱᚾᛁᛖᚦ

Five nations

"I think it's runnier than you'll like it, sir. 'I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.' "Yes, sir. Oh ..." 'What?' "The cat's eaten it."
"Nuħkok ra hivu akdul dukkok narra kikkakd, kavkil". 'Jaov nu kankilduhaov konn hi avtur ħudvu navvi. Għukkah kar-xoraċadà karrhu.' "Ixu, kavkil. O..." 'Xaov?' "Ir-tuddik kaori."
"Myślę, że to jest bardziej cieknące niż pan lubi." "Nie obchodzi mnie to jak to jest ekskremantalnie ciekłe. Oddaj to szybko." "Tak, proszę pana. O..." 'Co?' "Kot to zjadł."



Now that was a hell of a job to translate; now I can go back to sleep... oh wait, it's nearly eleven o'clock.
Ikku kuv kaov avdolv du 'vakħar kaov daddlukiċa; akku vakdu' volġu valtak ... o kdovvu, hivu kvuża ħkuv-ar kaokħu.
Teraz to było ciężkie zadanie do przetłumaczenia; teraz mogę zasnąć ... och, czekaj, jest prawie jedenasta.


While this will set you back by mere $3.95, it comes with a 30-day money back guarantee. But I doubt this guarantee is actually needed. It’s a great piece of software for a very reasonable price.
Farvutad ra kuv aġakrok rilu ka konkraċa $3,95, kaġa k'kuluvnaku du' 30 kin du' drik rilu. Innu vakkikadu kav ar-kuluvnaku haku uddvurnovd noħdaoġu. Hivu kaċċu kaddvulo kkal kħur klonn luġavoxara ħudvu.
Podczas gdy otrzymasz zwrot w wysokości zaledwie 3,95 USD, otrzymasz 30-dniową gwarancję zwrotu pieniędzy. Ale wątpię, aby ta gwarancja była rzeczywiście potrzebna. To świetny program za rozsądną cenę.

Geektopia

Pale yellow with gold flecks and an oily texture, contained in a vial with runes etched in the side. The potion smells horrible and tastes like medicine. Side-affects may include feelings of apprehension.
Ikdul ċul k'kaċċaod duk-kohok i vakġu żokdvaku, ra davkuk d'kivkodd kal-livok anvuttvu dar-ġovk. Ir-kadaav alvokkuħ hallakro i kħuvki dakħnu kħurr-nokaċavu. L-oddodda kokavkulka kakdkħi kavkriki kovdanovda du ’ullokd.
Enesommu qèmoeu duo neodiet euseeet z aoe uiyuvse ediouute, duouiooee io im meuisem. Me qudoûo iaimi iussocmi z teci e nieodooe. Mut igidut tidaoeesout qaieio oodmaos ei eqsiotoûo.



When life gives you lemons, do not make lemonade with them as you do not know whether the lemons are poisoned. Instead, insert the lemons into life's eyes.
Modu r-ħukku dukħdak rina, daħiv ar-rinavudu nukħhan kħuv nu dudv kokk ar-rina hinaov uxxorovudu. Mavdrak, kuħħur ar-rina dr-kħukvokv dur-ħukku.
Daeoeu me woee ui ee moouoit, ou iehet monuoeee duo immut, ze rai ou tecit to mut moouoit ituèo iowioioeeut. Io ta mahes, ootisui mut moouoit io mut ukut ei me woee.

Kilhosz

No! Do, or do not. There is no try.
Ne! Tukħnor, kov ne. M'honn r-okku dakklaxu.
მა! ჳჷვა ჷთ, ჳჷმვა ჷთან. ბჷცვა თჷმ.
Ma! Wəva ət, wəmva ətan. Bəcva təm.

Kowani

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chunks...
I Sana Attila tukkon ar-kluvudu dur-akokv dit kħarku, tur: "O Mirok, akaolok kav ar-kluvudu dur-akokv kkv, ra nukħhu dhai kakdu 'ktukkuk rarr-kħokovvu daokħok kħur kadk żkħul, dar-ħvaovu kka." I r-Mirok kħunor ar-klav. I v-vaok kħunri dokdu dit ar-ħlaod, i k-kradhk, i r-kulkkiv, i avċaxu, i aluvkiduvk, i ċoloura dur-karunnkav, i dlaodod ar-rokr dur-tladd, i kaċċaod kkul ...
E S’Atila s’levantó a graná d’mao pra’riba, falando, “Ô senhor, bendice a ‘te graná d’mao, q’c’o v’pode xplotar t’enimigos a piezi’t, na t’piedat. E o senhor s’sonrió. E a ghente s’bofetaron nos ojejhi’t e os desidias, e os orangutanes, e cereais do desalmoço, e os marasquiyas da fruta, e piezas grandes…
Elements of a culture or system of behaviour that are passed from one member of the species Homo sapiens to another by utilising a worldwide network of silicon machines that transmit electrical data to each other, each of which consists of an arrangement of pixels accompanied by locutions, the foremost of which deteriorates with each successive iteration while the latter increases exponentially in vernacular complexity.
Eronovda du 'kirdilu kov kakdonu du' nġaoku ra kkħukki navv nonkli vaoħok du 'r-akkoċa Homo sapiens kħur aħlu kr-iżi du' vodvolk kavka du 'nukva duk-karakav ra kaddluknoddi kudu oroddlaku rar virvav, ra kirr vaoħok navvhan kakkavkakda d'ulluvġunovd du' kavork ukkinkuvkud navv rakuradukaod, r-ovvor vodd ra dakkodolkalu nu 'kirr adolunnkava kiċċokkaxu darvutd ra dur-uħħul każkaok k'nak okkavovnkura dar-kinkrokkadà dur-ravkvuġġ.
Elementos d’uma culture o sistema d’comportamento q’som pasá d’um miembro do’pecie Omo Sapiens âutro a través d’um red mundial das maqinas siličes q’s’transmiten informač electrónico á cá’um, cá’um dasqais s’consiste d’um ‘ulisaria d’piciles acompanhás pro’locutačes, o primeir dosqais s’deteriora c’cá’iterač sucesivo, me’q’o secund s’incrementa xponečalmente na complexidat vernacular.

Lereka

...No, I don't want to debate about it. If you're not over here in twenty minutes with my door, I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day.
... Ne, nu llakv kakuddadi kvulhu. Jokk n'avdav huvv d’kħavlav navidu kar-kaok daokħa, kaov kol vukur honn i vkuħħur ġvan kkal dur-ġvaov dak. Ir-ġilvudu d-dukku.
...T̂i, ċota netol ĉen pasóŝ ɉae fenım. He ċota gizenri ɉen sku tezeo becenaz geret ĉiq̇aƚôvi reisn̈ä, gizenose ĉen rőȧsan̈ä ämet hanelna ĉen ʒeŧi eqxexi ṗıĝe nom rók ɉenem. Berek nas.

Libumelland

In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.
Fr-1945, duttkħod ar-kuċa. Kaov ad-dnaon duċ-ċukdu. Ir-kvollu duċ-ċukdu kaovod akklakkadu d’kokkkava kkoċkura dur-Kavxovnkava du’ Ġeniva, i dr-1950 r-uħħul kakku ra dukur duċ-ċukdu dkaġġaod huvv kħurr-nakdlaoħ huvv dar-kunkuvku du’ Baksir, kaov tudd nu davkħuk narr-ġkak.
En 1945, péce shatéren. Et pas el endo del ridicúle. Ridicúle warvá pas bañéd éu sesión strordinaíre de la Convéntion Geneva, e en 1950, el lasto remáin de plaí del ridicúle pas léda to rést écui en la passia de Berkshire, no to be toldo repéto.

Navarran highlands

In a Facebook post, the museum said the animal was filled with "the most plastic we have ever seen in a whale".There were 16 rice sacks in its stomach, as well as "multiple shopping bags".
F'kakd Facebook, ar-niżov tur ra r-uvvanur kaov nanra k '"r-akdul krukdak ra tudd lukvu d’va kuraova". Kaov honn 16-ar vkalu dul-lakk dr-akdavki daokħi, kad ikarr "kalaż duv-vala nirdakra".
En un post de Facebook, el museo dijo que el animal estaba lleno con "La mayor cantidad de plastico que hayamos visto en una ballena". Habían 16 sacos de arroz en su estómago, asi como "varias bolsas de compra".
Facebookeko mezu batean, museoak esan zuen animalia "balearekin inoiz ikusi dugun plastiko gehien" bete dela.
16 arroz-zaku urdailean zeuden eta "erosketa poltsa anitzak" zeuden.

Old Northwest

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Jakdu 'vkiv vulku, nulu, annu darkħaki vkiv ħudad i valdu dkiv alkah.
I be unda spearet, laadifolk, buht come suhnup I’m ta be whiskyfree and you ta still be given the uhglee to ya.

Pan-Asiatic States

Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Makdatkaku: Konn r-avkun avutrok ak-kaġlu du 'r-avkun kak kokk ċutrat du' r-avkun akiv kakdu 'kutru' r-avkun?
Tvoġaku: Ikiv kkurru, kaoki, konn kakdu 'kkiv, i kkuttud konn r-avkun kutk av-vutku dur-avkun kaoki ċutrat dur-avkun kakdu' ktukkuk r-avkun.

Tanong: Ilang kahoy ang malalansag ng woodchuck, kung ang woodchuck ay makakapaglansag ng kahoy?
Sagot: Siya'y maglalansag, maglalansag siya, ng kaya niyang malansag, at maglalansag ng karaming kahoy ng isang woodchuck kung ang woodchuck ay makakapaglansag ng kahoy.



Man, making tables is such work!
O żau, doħak tukorra hivu dura vakħar!
Pare, ang pag-gawa ng mga mesa'y nakakapagod!

San Lumen

At each site the students measured the depth at five points across the channel. The results of their measurements at each site are shown in Table 1 (insert).The students drew cross sections of the channel at each site. These are shown in Fig. 2 opposite. Use the information in Table 1 to complete the cross section and shade in the river channel at site 4.
F'kirr kad r-akdikovda nkokri r-davk d'ħunok kivda dit ar-kuvur. Il-lażirduda dur-kokr dukħhan d'kirr kad hinu nilaku dad-Tukorru 1 (duħħur). L-akdikovda ġakki dutkanaod dur-kuvur d'kirr kad. Duvv hinu nilaku dar-Fak. 2 akkakdu. Użu r-avdalnunnkava dad-Tukorru 1 kaov drokda r-dlakk koddaav i korr dar-kuvur duv-vnulu dak-kad 4.
La fiecare locație studenții au măsurat adâncimea la cinci puncte de pe canal. Rezultatele măsurătorilor lor la fiecare amplasament sunt prezentate în Tabelul 1 (inserare). Studenții au tras secțiuni transversale ale canalului la fiecare locație. Acestea sunt prezentate în figura 2 opus. Utilizați informațiile din Tabelul 1 pentru a completa secțiunea și umbra în canal fluvial la locul 4.



This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorising the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenceless fit young men. The whole problem of these senile delinquents lies in their complete rejection of the values of contemporary society. They've seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists, and they begin to wonder if it is all really... necessary. But this is not just an old ladies' town. There are other equally dangerous gangs - such as the baby snatchers. And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs.
Dav haku kord ankożżu. Fit kuvv ak-kkul, dit kuvv ad-dalat honn kurru du' każu. Każu du' dak ġkak du 'xkarovnu ra tok dhokkok ar-kord. Axu, klikka du 'vaku taknu kuddukkuv alġaor żkħużukħ kru kadażu. Ir-klakronu karrhu du ’kuvv ak-koravkvovda kovara davkuk dal-ladkid kħaħ dur-xurila duk-kaċkodà kavdonkaluvku. Hinu lukd ad-ddur dukħhan kakkli i kuli uddaivduvdk, kovkulu i uvko kaċkaraġakda, i kakkov kakdutki kokk hiv xolunovd noħdaoġ .... Iżku kav nhav kakk kord du 'avaloxara taknu. Honn klikka aħlu du 'kolakri ikvura - kħurr-kvuddholk dud-dluka. I datlat ikarr, kuvk xannkiż du 'kżann ak-kavkura duv-vorrik.
Acesta este un oraș speriat. Peste aceste case, peste aceste străzi atârnă o groază de frică. Teama de un nou fel de violență care terorizează orașul. Da, bande de bătrâni doamnelor care atacau tinerii care se potrivesc fără apărare.
Întreaga problemă a acestor delincvenți senili constă în respingerea totală a valorilor societății contemporane. Ei și-au văzut copiii să crească și să devină contabili, brokeri și chiar sociologi și încep să se întrebe dacă este cu adevărat ... necesar. Dar nu este vorba doar de un oraș vechi de doamne. Există și alte bande la fel de periculoase - cum ar fi bătăușii de copii. Și pe drum, bandele vicioase păstrează semne stăpânite.


And now! At last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which aren't quite the same as this one is.
I akku! Fr-uħħul! Farnk aoħal kankrodunovd kaddolovda navv iħik narr-darnk r-aħlu ra nhinaov r-akdokk kħur du 'kuv.
Si acum! În sfârșit! Un alt film complet diferit de unele dintre celelalte filme care nu sunt la fel ca acesta.


-I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
-Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
-No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

-Mu llakv vadkorron naokħok ukdul, avd ħu ħudad dur-vakol dur-akor dur-uvvanura kal-luk xakd! Fuld dak-kalonnkava ġovolura daokħok! Onnak kaovod ħudol, i nakkaolok liħu nur-uvnkuva!
-Honn va ħukk aoħal honnhokk vakdkħi vadkorrni?
-Ne! Ikku nil rar havv kov kaov avkuvrok ad-daova kulku!

-Nu mai vreau să vorbesc cu tine, mâncarea de animale cu gură goală prin ștergător! Mă duc în direcția voastră generală! Mama ta a fost un hamster, iar tatăl tău mirosea de bătrâni!
-E acolo altcineva cu care putem vorbi?
-Nu! Acum du-te departe sau te voi bate a doua oară!

The Federated Soviets of North America

Always fight near a patch of daisies during a hailstorm. Finding a goblet often is an omen of a disagreement. Don't get drunk on the road while the sun sets or you risk a miscommunication. Never laugh near a patch of daisies during a hailstorm or you might bring about an announcement. If you curse someone near a patch of lotus in the afternoon you will bring about a heroic deed.
Dokkon ġraoku ħkokv kulżu du 'kuakaok nudir karġ. Ik-kokku du 'kakrod kkakk haku kavkur du' vittuk du 'tkar. M'kħuvkokv davvdalak dad-dlat vutd ra v-vonv dakħar kov dallakkku kanivakunnkava ħużavu. Qudd dakħut ħkokv kulżu du 'kuakaok nudir nurdonkudu duk-karġ kov dakdu' ġġak uxxaż. Jokk dakkoż rar va ħukk ħkokv kulżu du 'radik vulu vadkavhul, avd kol aġġak udd olakaki.
Ulwïz fǽt́ nïr u pac uv dëzïz jrïn u hëlstőrm. Fǽndíꝿǵ u goblet́ often iz en ömen uv u disugrïment́. Dönt́ get́ jruꝿḱ on ðu röd́ wel ðu sun set́s õr yü risḱ u miskumyünikëxn. Nevŕ laf nïr u pac uv dëzïz jrïn u hëlstőrm õr yü mǽt́ bríꝿǵ ubãt́ en unãnsment́. If yü kŕs sumwun nïr u pac uv löt́us'z in ðu aftŕnün yü wil bríꝿǵ ubãt́ u hŕöiḱ dïd́.

Thyrgga

You're right after all, I'm just some sick stalker and a dumb illiterate. Alright, I'll play by your rules.
Ivd kladd vulu karrav, kaov ddad kdurkol nulak i nidi arraddolud. Karrav kov, kaovu kol varkħuk kal-lokara daoħok.
Habjast reħtjan andjanam þem swalē saukas ferfylgiþer eþ blöðas unrūnidas. Rödoþ, speljam styrkoþą.

Volnaya Territoriya

-Shut up! Will you shut up?!
-Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
-Shut up!
-Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

-Sraċċku! So davkħurut ?!
-Aha, akku vuluv ar-xkarovnu avolovda dak-kakdonu!
-Sraċċku!
-O! Ekku i ulu r-xkarovnu avolovda dak-kakdonu! Għukvivu, għukvivu, kaov tok lażava!

Russian:
-Заткнись! Можешь уже заткнуться!?
-Ага, теперь насилие свойственно этой системе очевидна.
-Заткнись!
-Ай! Посмотрите на насилие свойственно этой системе! Спасите, помогите, меня подавляют!
Ukrainian (yandex translated):
- Заткнись! Можеш вже заткнутися!?
-Ага, тепер насильство властиве цій системі очевидна.
- Заткнись!
-Ай! Подивіться на насильство властиво цій системі! Врятуйте, допоможіть, мене пригнічують!



Guess what life is like in AN based on its primary banner!

Nation

Comment

Alpes a Septentrionali imperium

•Urban, peaceful, and welcoming if you don't mind the animal people.

Bluelight-R006

•A peaceful community that socialises a lot. Their citizens feel welcomed everyday.

Gandoor

•Probably fine and not unlike life in a typical developed nation - but everyone's an anthropomorphic animal.

Khomney

•Is that.. a furry? I um.. It looks.. too.. utopian.

Skolipendra Organization

•Why do I have the feeling life there is similar to Zootopia?



What was your most recent impression of AN?

Nation

Comment

Brotherhood of squid

•Yeah, drama may have happened here and there, but you're still a nice person in my eyes. I don't get what all the fuzz was about.

Catsfern

•Probably at least a little bit of a furry, but is probably tired of hearing that. Other than that, pretty chill and pretty good in running a nation.

Christian Confederation

•Entertaining flag. I assume it's some kind of organisation or business.

Eisenstern

•They seem rather chill, though prone to sarcastic rebuttals to posts they either dislike or consider to be sub-par, which I guess is fair in some cases.

Federal Spanish States

•Meh, it's Astoria. What should I say?
•Err... Astoria...? Why do you think I was the king of Forum 7 at one point, even after I said that I'm nowhere close to overthrowing Val[entine Z]...?

Hyperion Remnant Fleet

•He has come along way since getting chided on having barebone factbooks and have noticeably grown. Let's keep it that way.

Iciaros

•Anyways... perhaps a little belligerent (I read Moderation obsessively) but capable of humour and fun. Never could figure out why you don't want to clarify 'Astoria' in your sig though.

Scientificum

•I still think of them as Astoriya instead of Astoria as a joke. Also, what's with having 2 nations that are the same and using both? It's rather off. Overall, decent nation, even with the furries.

Sentient programs

•Their nation's name is quite similar to Solaire's homeland from the game Dark Souls, was this intentional? Who knows?

Silver Commonwealth

•Alright, now he has got a bit more verbose posts - that's good. Also, it turns out, that he now has also read a bit more about social democracy, as he doesn't call himself a demsoc anymore, and seems to dislike communists. Honesty is always good, ya know.
•Damn, I wonder, why he keeps getting warnings - he seemed to be a pretty okay guy for me. Perhaps it is better to keep yourself in check, so mods wouldn't need to sweep in?
•Well, it seems, that he is about to revamp some of his factbooks in future - that's good. Our factbook making styles are constantly evolving, and improving - for those, who dwell there regularly, that is. Some just stay in time. Also, he is one of those, who restores faith in furries for me. I am one myself - or rather was, as I abandoned my anthro verse [sic].

Soudar

•So he made a new nation because there old one had a spelling error, which I like. He is a animal lover, which I also respect. Seems like a nice guy.

Stanier

•Mi is suspicious about this kiddo here present...

The Great Intergalactic Empire

•Well maybe a tad on the sensitive side. But overall an average person for these threads-ish.

The Rapture Republic

•They are still without a fighting force but have so managed to be out sight of conquistadores. Otherwise, the characters in the country still need more spice.

The Russian Nations

•Huh, a world where cartoons and reality collide, oh wonderful! I think that when it comes to adding cartoons in their nation...they would at least add some comedy right?

Wawakanatote

•I find their sig interesting, but what about the factbooks?

Yegla Islands

•They seem to have finally settled on a flag design, and a pretty good one at that.
•With half of F7 buried under low-effort posts and threadjackers, can Astoria survive les mois de troublés?

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