The Wandering Caravan of -Allemeine is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Otto Skorzeny with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.447 billion -Allemeinens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.2%.

The frighteningly efficient -Allemeinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,031 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is banned, military spending recently hit a new high, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, and the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Allemeine's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of Allemeine.

-Allemeine is ranked 82,601^st in the world and 7^th in The House at Pooh Corner for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,311.53 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.