Population | 15.533 billion |
Capital | Allemeine City |
Leader | Federal Council |
Faith | Church of Allemeine |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Allemeinen Falcon |
The Stratocracy of -Allemeine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.533 billion Allemeinens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allemeine City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.
The frighteningly efficient -Allemeinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,385 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 217,951 Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 873,111 per year while the poor average 36,506, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.
Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Allemeine's national animal is the Allemeinen Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of Allemeine.
-Allemeine is ranked 200,772nd in the world and 220th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Conservative, scoring 46.83 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
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- : -Allemeine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Hastandight Estigonk, killing 213 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Lucky Christmas of Haku, killing 265 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Kurapika Zoldyck, killing 194 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Feralas, killing 311 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Grey Wardens of In War Victory, killing 337 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Hastandight Estigonk, killing 349 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Lucky Christmas of Haku, killing 169 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Feralas, killing 160 million zombies.
- : -Allemeine was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Grey Wardens of In War Victory, killing 344 million zombies.