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Largest Mining Sector: 3,362nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,411th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,496th
The Wandering Caravan of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We're Lost.
Otto Skorzeny
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.217 billion

LeaderOtto Skorzeny


The Wandering Caravan of -Allemeine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Otto Skorzeny with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.217 billion -Allemeinens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient -Allemeinean economy, worth 632 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 149,985 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, -Allemeine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and governments opposing -Allemeine are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. -Allemeine's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

-Allemeine is ranked 68,129th in the world and 7th in The Cool Kids for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,531.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 3,362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,496thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,735thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,932ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,281stMost Avoided: 6,823rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 8,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,642ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,835thLargest Retail Industry: 10,786thLargest Black Market: 11,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,913thHighest Average Incomes: 12,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,106thMost Efficient Economies: 14,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,639th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the region

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