The Holy Imperial Republic of -Abrahamia- is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Imperial President Tomás Gewargis with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.962 billion Abrahamians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abrahamic economy, worth 160 trillion Shekel ₪s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,590 Shekel ₪s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and Jerusalem Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Abrahamia-'s national animal is the Barbary lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.

-Abrahamia- is ranked 119,662^nd in the world and 23^rd in The Order of Corinth for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,537.47 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.