The Federation of -Pyhanta- is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.029 billion -Pyhanta-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.0%.

The frighteningly efficient -Pyhanta-ian economy, worth 619 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 123,163 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, -Pyhanta-'s fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Pyhanta-'s national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Pyhanta- is ranked 294,202^nd in the world and 306^th in Municipalities of Finland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.18 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.