The Federation of -Multia- is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its lack of airports, national health service, and compulsory gun ownership. The humorless, devout population of 5.016 billion -Multia-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The frighteningly efficient -Multia-ian economy, worth 642 trillion gambles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,154 gambles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 533,624 per year while the poor average 20,119, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Multia-'s national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-Multia- is ranked 38,076^th in the world and 96^th in Municipalities of Finland for Highest Average Incomes, with 128,154.96 Standard Monetary Units.