The Federation of -Masku- is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.059 billion -Masku-ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient -Masku-ian economy, worth 540 trillion gambles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,929 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Masku-'s national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Masku- is ranked 72,401^st in the world and 145^th in Municipalities of Finland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,727.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.