The Federation of -Humppila- is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The humorless, devout population of 4.993 billion -Humppila-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient -Humppila-ian economy, worth 653 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,964 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and black gold is looking more brown these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Humppila-'s national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Humppila- is ranked 36,152^nd in the world and 60^th in Municipalities of Finland for Highest Average Incomes, with 130,964.76 Standard Monetary Units.