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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 194th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,138th Most Efficient Economies: 1,318th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
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Dieu et mon droit
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Superb
Economy
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The Constitutional Monarchy of --the United Kingdom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William V with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.977 billion Britons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 281,584 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 813,150 per year while the poor average 77,361, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, lion sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime is totally unknown. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 194th in the world and 2nd in European Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 15,803.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 194thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,138thMost Efficient Economies: 1,318thMost Cultured: 1,438thHighest Average Incomes: 1,448thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,495thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,514thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,871stHighest Economic Output: 1,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,148thSmartest Citizens: 2,228thRudest Citizens: 2,387thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,421stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,537thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,682ndMost Inclusive: 2,747thMost Developed: 3,048thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,330thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,346thMost Devout: 3,874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,042ndHighest Drug Use: 4,118thLargest Retail Industry: 4,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,323rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,702ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,383rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,157thLargest Governments: 8,873rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,257thLargest Populations: 9,585thNudest: 10,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,474thMost Armed: 12,524thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,848thMost Politically Free: 12,975thLargest Black Market: 13,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,461stMost Stationary: 17,050thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,702ndLargest Insurance Industry: 17,768th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, lion sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.

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