The Constitutional Monarchy of --the United Kingdom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Keir Starmer with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.053 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 5,733 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 336,189 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across --the United Kingdom, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 40,819^th in the world and 13^th in European Union for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,059.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.