The Queendom of Signy-Orcadas is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 327 million Signy-Orcadasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Signy-Orcadasian economy, worth 12.2 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,279 stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Signy-Orcadas's national animal is the colossal squid.

Signy-Orcadas is ranked 53,626^th in the world and 1,338^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 102.44 cheeks turned per day.