The Insultingly Invigorated Call of Nastic is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 36.676 billion Nasticians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 6.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Nastician economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Cuentas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,225 Cuentas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, euthanasia is legal, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nastic's national animal is the nadal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nastic is ranked 3,718^th in the world and 5^th in The Heartland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.99 law-abiding acts per hour.