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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,674thLargest Populations: 2,888th
The Purr Evil Angry Cats of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tá ocras orm. Mí-abha, mí-abha!
Chairwoman Meow
Influence
Truckler
Purr Evil
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Nanatsu no Tsuki

Population34.018 billion

CapitalCat-mandhu
LeaderChairwoman Meow
FaithPurr Evilness

Currencyhairball
AnimalIriomote cat

The Purr Evil Angry Cats of Nanatsu no Tsuki is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chairwoman Meow with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The humorless population of 34.018 billion Nanatsui have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat-mandhu. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The strong Nanatsui economy, worth a remarkable 2,996 trillion hairballs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 88,082 hairballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and there's a mortuary next to every Nanatsui restaurant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nanatsu no Tsuki's national animal is the Iriomote cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Purr Evilness.

Nanatsu no Tsuki is ranked 9,825th in the world and 6th in Snazzy for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,654thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,674thLargest Populations: 2,888thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,703rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,054thSafest: 5,626thLowest Crime Rates: 6,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,650thHighest Economic Output: 7,236thLargest Governments: 8,689thBest Weather: 8,816thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,106thMost Cultured: 9,825thSmartest Citizens: 10,009thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,067thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,990thHighest Food Quality: 13,395thHealthiest Citizens: 13,981stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,988thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,784thMost Pacifist: 16,200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,334thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,183rd

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