The Freie Erzherzogliche Union of Mylderm is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Archduke and the Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.352 billion Myldermians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanatrong. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Myldermian economy, worth a remarkable 2,556 trillion Rusmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,219 Rusmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pranking is an art form, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, minor code style errors dull the house edge, and video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mylderm's national animal is the Cranes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mylderm is ranked 4,313^th in the world and 4^th in RGBN for Nicest Citizens, with 49.61 average smiles per day.