The Most Serene Republic of Muzikalpaka is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning parrot population. The democratic, devout population of 13.494 billion Muzikalpakans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, International Aid, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Muzikalpakan economy, worth 498 trillion guitarpicks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,946 guitarpicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. Muzikalpaka's national animal is the parrot.

Muzikalpaka is ranked 97,235^th in the world and 75^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Safest, scoring 84.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.