The Armed Republic of Mr Conservative is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.087 billion Mr Conservativeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The Mr Conservativean economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,498 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 332,297 per year while the poor average 5,598, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, punitive tariffs protect local industry, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime is moderate. Mr Conservative's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mr Conservative is ranked 177,741^st in the world and 1^st in Conservative Coalition for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 46.83 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.