The United Kingdom of Morrissey is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 17.595 billion Smiths have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The strong Morrisseyian economy, worth 937 trillion Smith Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,257 Smith Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrissey's national animal is the Lion.

Morrissey is ranked 148,662^nd in the world and 76^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Largest Black Market, with 1.17 trillion Standard Monetary Units.