The Grand Duchy of Montego- is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Henri V Coubertin with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.89 billion Montegans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosjoen. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The powerhouse Montegan economy, worth a remarkable 1,184 trillion leons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,599 leons, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and glamping Montegans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montego-'s national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Montego- is ranked 243,329^th in the world and 34^th in Tumbraverse for Rudest Citizens, with 29 insults per minute.