The Hiadentship of Mobilaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 32.74 billion Mobilarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mobilarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion huldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,685 huldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, and modesty is treated with the side-eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mobilaria's national animal is the ox.

Mobilaria is ranked 58,267^th in the world and 1^st in Firlandesia for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.