The People's Republic of MLM China is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 168 million MLM Chinans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant MLM Chinan economy, worth 1.02 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 6,073 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, gun ownership is compulsory, Leader always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLM China's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MLM China is ranked 282,896^th in the world and 2^nd in Hongweibings for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.