Population | 27.396 billion |
Capital | Heleventia |
Leader | Sophie Vincent |
Currency | Franc |
Animal | Elephant |
The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.396 billion Mizias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,109 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mizialand is ranked 7,412th in the world and 367th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 136 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Mizialand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Mizialand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Mizialand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".