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Healthiest Citizens: 2,526thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,979thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,039th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Non inultus premor
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mizialand

Population27.396 billion

CapitalHeleventia
LeaderSophie Vincent

CurrencyFranc
AnimalElephant

The Kingdom of Mizialand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophie Vincent with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.396 billion Mizias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heleventia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mizia economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,109 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizialand's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mizialand is ranked 7,412th in the world and 367th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 136 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,526thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,979thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,039thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,481stHighest Economic Output: 3,852ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,855thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,892ndBest Weather: 5,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,279thMost Developed: 5,497thLargest Governments: 5,512thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,680thLargest Populations: 5,867thMost Pacifist: 6,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,184thNicest Citizens: 6,191stSmartest Citizens: 6,867thHighest Food Quality: 7,085thMost Cultured: 7,412thMost Efficient Economies: 7,489thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,559thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,227thMost Inclusive: 11,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,251stTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,581stHighest Average Incomes: 16,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,894thMost Secular: 28,827th
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Healthiest Citizens: 110th in the regionTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 147th in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 211th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 229th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 231st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 231st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 264th in the regionBest Weather: 267th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Developed: 286th in the regionNicest Citizens: 298th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 306th in the regionMost Pacifist: 324th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 334th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 367th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 387th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 442nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 454th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 552nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 556th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 600th in the regionMost Inclusive: 614th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 992nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,200th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,291st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Mizialand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Mizialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Mizialand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Mizialand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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