The Campus of Miskatonic University is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dean Gregoire L'Erreur with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning Black Cat population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.755 billion Miskatons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of International Aid, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dean's House. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The Miskatonic economy, worth 552 trillion Blood Shillings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 35,087 Blood Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Miskatonic University has designated The Dean's House as its capital city and Dean Gregoire L'Erreur has just been declared ruler of Miskatonic University in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Miskatonic University's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Miskatonic University is ranked 233,835^th in the world and 5^th in Asyluum for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.53 law-abiding acts per hour.