The Kingdom of Minaminoo is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 685 million Minaminese people are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royals. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Minaminese economy, worth 65.6 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 95,707 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 537,147 per year while the poor average 8,443, a ratio of 63.6 to 1.

The immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minaminoo's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Minaminoo is ranked 48,628^th in the world and 15^th in North America for Most Developed, scoring 77.68 on the Human Development Index.