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Rudest Citizens: 4,504thMost Armed: 4,954thLargest Mining Sector: 5,083rd
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Minachia

Population17.693 billion

CapitalVelitrae
LeaderEmperor Octavius IV
FaithChristianity

Currencydenarius
Animaleagle

The Roman Empire of Minachia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Octavius IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.693 billion Minachians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velitrae. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,311 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,666 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, Minachian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Octavius IV, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minachia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Minachia is ranked 72,761st in the world and 7th in Elparia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.68 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 4,504thMost Armed: 4,954thLargest Mining Sector: 5,083rdMost Devout: 6,105thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,453rdFattest Citizens: 7,185thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,979thHighest Economic Output: 10,076thMost Cultured: 10,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,040thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,308thLargest Populations: 20,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,688thLargest Retail Industry: 25,044thLargest Gambling Industry: 26,925thLargest Black Market: 27,534thSmartest Citizens: 28,049thMost Developed: 28,238thMost Patriotic: 29,695thHighest Average Incomes: 30,535th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minachia's influence in Elparia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Minachia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minachia's influence in Elparia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Minachia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minachia's influence in Elparia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Minachia's influence in Elparia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Minachia's influence in Elparia rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Minachia relocated from Lazarus to Elparia.
  • : Minachia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Minachia was refounded in Lazarus.

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