The United Imperial Houses of Militarized Thessia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress T'scara with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.73 billion Thessians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valkyrie's Keep. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Thessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,940 trillion Kos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 141,863 Kos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Empress T'scara wears an armoured gauntlet, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Militarized Thessia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athameisitc.

Militarized Thessia is ranked 9,849^th in the world and 1^st in continent of stability for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.37 law-abiding acts per hour.