The Democratic Republic of Mesavia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Avril Vigier with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.315 billion Mesavians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medal. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mesavian economy, worth 781 trillion Mus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,129 Mus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Mesavia, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesavia's national animal is the Turtle Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mesavia is ranked 47,648^th in the world and 1^st in Bisscaso Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,025.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.