The Federation of Mastralos is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Dante Ferossa with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.875 billion Mastrals are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anthapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastral economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 156,869 Lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Planes with cockpit glass are reserved for the top pilots, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Mastralos, nations that kill a Mastral can expect a strongly worded letter, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mastralos's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Mastralos is ranked 31,812^th in the world and 6^th in Teremara for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,600.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.