The Kingdom of Manatir is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.992 billion Manatirians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagoria. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Manatirian economy, worth 314 trillion Jeranks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 28,566 Jeranks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, Manatir is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Manatir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Manatir is ranked 139,045^th in the world and 3^rd in A Taco Fantasy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.92 law-abiding acts per hour.