The Constitutional Republic of Malsovor is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hans Ziggerman with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.439 billion Malsovorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miren. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malsovorian economy, worth 415 trillion Malosavorian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,791 Malosavorian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Malsovorian as 'your finger, you fool', the annual government yacht trip is sponsored by criminal syndicates, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malsovor's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malsovor is ranked 104,118^th in the world and 3^rd in The Sylvaran Pact for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,194.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.