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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,293rdMost Stationary: 3,623rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,014th
The Heavanly Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
One Thousand years of prosperity
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Maichuko

Population24.845 billion

CapitalShangstu
LeaderLord of all Maichukoans Toizu IV
FaithWoolooism

CurrencySilver Duan
AnimalFluffy Sheep

The Heavanly Empire of Maichuko is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord of all Maichukoans Toizu IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 24.845 billion Maichukoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shangstu. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Maichukoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,828 trillion Silver Duans a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,081 Silver Duans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest political memes depict Lord of all Maichukoans Toizu IV as an overly-choreographed robot, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, the news is showing footage of Lord of all Maichukoans Toizu IV bullying an old man to the point of tears, and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maichuko's national animal is the Fluffy Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Woolooism.

Maichuko is ranked 4,033rd in the world and 1st in The Empire of the Setting Moon for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 10,433.19 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,293rdTop
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Most Stationary: 3,623rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,033rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,843rdMost Influential: 6,855thLargest Governments: 6,925thHighest Economic Output: 6,958thHighest Food Quality: 7,168thMost Inclusive: 7,296thMost Cultured: 7,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,511thMost Accessible: 7,524thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,918thNicest Citizens: 8,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,024thBest Weather: 8,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,003rdMost Developed: 9,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,277thHealthiest Citizens: 12,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,798thLargest Populations: 13,006thSmartest Citizens: 13,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,271stLowest Crime Rates: 16,254thTop
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Safest: 23,113thHighest Average Incomes: 24,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,052nd
No WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: None.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Maichuko was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Maichuko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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