The Republic of Lusela is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.812 billion Luselans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 89.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Luselan economy, worth 625 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 164,161 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, and convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lusela's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lusela is ranked 12,300^th in the world and 2^nd in Southeast Asia Sea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,766.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.