The Naked Singularity of Losconia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman of the Federalist High Council with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.562 billion Federalists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacramentinople. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Federalist economy, worth a remarkable 5,804 trillion Exotic Matters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,365 Exotic Matters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Losconia's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jellyfish and Sun King Worship.

Losconia is ranked 298,843^rd in the world and 7^th in Sol Aeternalis for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.